You: hey
Stranger: My new Macbook Pro is fucking sweet
You: well congradu-fucking-lations
Stranger: I'm telling everyone
You: r u telling or selling
Stranger: what?
You: selling macs
You: u sound like my tv
You: "please buy stuff"
Stranger: I'm not selling anything
Stranger: They're perfect computers, and they never have any problems ever, and PC's are for losers
You: aight u win
You: ill buy one
You: how much?
Stranger: Just a couple thousand dollars
You have disconnected.