I have a little spot in the forest where I go when I need to clear my mind. Not much, just a stump. But it's my stump.
So you can guess how upset I was when I went to sit down on my stump, and found myself sitting in a puddle of urine.
Now I ask you: is a man not entitled to sit on a urine-less stump? Why must I soil myself with a stranger's bodily fluids?
IS NOTHING SACRED?
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Anonymous2009-04-03 17:29
It's not your stump. Man cannot possess a stump. It belongs to GAIA.
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Anonymous2009-04-03 17:50
I live in government housing. I've lived here for ten years. I feel like this house is mine. I know it was someones before me, the old couple who lived here before me, the widow moved onto the bottom floor and told me all about her husband dying in my bedroom...I know nothing is permanent, but as long as it is mine while I'm here, that will do.
Niggers
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!MILKRIBS4k2009-04-03 18:18
>>1
Maybe the stump belonged to a deer or bear before you found it? What makes it your stump? Did it have your name on it?
urine is virtually sterile so don't worry about it duder
it's shit that's septic and that's why faggots are disgusting and filthy
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Anonymous2009-04-03 20:20
>>9
It's the principle of the matter! In the animal kingdom, to piss on something means to mark it as one's territory. And that stump was most certainly mine! Even the woodland creatures knew to stay away from it!
>>10
Did you neglect to urinate on it yourself? There's your problem, an unurinated on stump cannot belong to you. Truth is, it belongs to the man who DID urinate on it. Sorry pussy.
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>>16
No, I'm afraid that I don't "read nigger", which is perhaps the lingua Franca of 4chan. So that must be why I can't even pronounce the words "stfu" and "gtfo", much less understand them.