My special place

I have a little spot in the forest where I go when I need to clear my mind.  Not much, just a stump.  But it's my stump.

So you can guess how upset I was when I went to sit down on my stump, and found myself sitting in a puddle of urine.

Now I ask you: is a man not entitled to sit on a urine-less stump?  Why must I soil myself with a stranger's bodily fluids?

IS NOTHING SACRED?

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It's the principle of the matter!  In the animal kingdom, to piss on something means to mark it as one's territory.  And that stump was most certainly mine!  Even the woodland creatures knew to stay away from it!