My special place

I have a little spot in the forest where I go when I need to clear my mind.  Not much, just a stump.  But it's my stump.

So you can guess how upset I was when I went to sit down on my stump, and found myself sitting in a puddle of urine.

Now I ask you: is a man not entitled to sit on a urine-less stump?  Why must I soil myself with a stranger's bodily fluids?

IS NOTHING SACRED?

>>10
Did you neglect to urinate on it yourself? There's your problem, an unurinated on stump cannot belong to you. Truth is, it belongs to the man who DID urinate on it. Sorry pussy.