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Why is it legal for someone to steal my GF?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 12:50

If I steal from a store, I'll get caught and have to pay a fine, do community service, and/or go to jail.  Same if I steal from a neighbor.  But if someone steals my girlfriend, how's that legal?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 13:11

Because she is not a piece of purchased property, and does not belong to you or anyone else. Unless you are married, there are no laws protecting your relationship.

Name: POBCI MEME INVENTOR 2008-12-01 13:16

The pleasure of being cummed inside
WE RULE SUPREME!!

Name: POBCI MEME INVENTOR 2008-12-01 13:16

The pleasure of being cummed inside
WE RULE SUPREME!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 14:48

>>3
>>4
spammer fuck off

>>>>2
but she's MINE

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 16:11

>>5
good point

PROTIP: She WAS yours. Now she's MINE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 16:39

>>6
that's theft, you lowlife

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 16:42

>>7
Hold on. Its not stealing if she is giving consent. The fact that she is abiding to this other male, presumably a sexual dynamo, shows that she chose her current relationship over yours. This other sexual beast did not steal her so therefore it is not illegal.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 23:05

>>8
oh yes it is, JAIL

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 6:17

>>1
I feel the same way about bitches that I feel about pets: It should be illegal to try to own bitches. Bitches go whereever they want. You wouldn't want to own a horsefly, right? Yet the horsefly will come around if you have something to offer it. You don't own it and you would want to. If you like horsefly, make sure you have some shit laying around, and the horseflies will come. Now someone had some bigger piles of shit than you. Rejoice: Now you have time for fapping to porn instead. Porn is superior.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 6:19

>>10
"You don't own it and you wouldn't want to."
Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 7:26

>>10
I rather have a caring relationship, than fap to porn.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 7:40

>>12
No such thing, man. Women are neither caring, nor into relationships. They are wild, uncaring beasts who secretly yearn to fuck the biggest alpha male around, and with their total social dominion held in this century, there is no stopping them. The only way to pretend to have a "relationship" with these beasts, is to BE the biggest alpha male around. ...so get to it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 14:45

>>1
agree women deserve to be threated the MAXHARDCORE STYLE

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 2:10

>>6
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 0:33

Hitting congress one car at a time.

Name: Frank 2012-09-18 0:35

I like to spoon naked with men but I'm not gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 15:01

Women are not property, nor are they vending machines. You can't keep handing them cash and expect them to pay out in sex. You are confusing a girlfriend with a prostitute. Prostitutes are rented property from a man in a feminine-colored hat named "Slickback". Don't fuck with "Slickback".

For the record, no one stole anyone. She chose to betray you and commit to Jihad. For her insolence, you should purchase a weapon and proceed to murder her and her defiler. The uncleanliness must be wiped from the planet. I don't care how many children she had, none should be spared.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 15:46

>>18
This is the message of Allah. This is post #19, a very powerful number according to the Koran. I request they you all become atheists and set your female slaves free. This is the message of Allah.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 21:26

Its not legal for someone to steal your girlfriend. Phone the non emergency line of your police and tell on the guy.

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