If I steal from a store, I'll get caught and have to pay a fine, do community service, and/or go to jail. Same if I steal from a neighbor. But if someone steals my girlfriend, how's that legal?
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Anonymous2008-12-03 6:17
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I feel the same way about bitches that I feel about pets: It should be illegal to try to own bitches. Bitches go whereever they want. You wouldn't want to own a horsefly, right? Yet the horsefly will come around if you have something to offer it. You don't own it and you would want to. If you like horsefly, make sure you have some shit laying around, and the horseflies will come. Now someone had some bigger piles of shit than you. Rejoice: Now you have time for fapping to porn instead. Porn is superior.