Also, to greentext, enter a ">" before the text, this only works if you have no text on the line before ">"
To quote, click on someones post number
You can also post a post number from another thread in a different one to "duckroll" people to that thread. I strongly encourage you to duckroll people from troll threads to this one.
There is no invasion board, disreguard anything telling you otherwise
type "sage" in the email feild to sage, this allows you to post without bumping a thread.
type "noko" in the email feild to auto return to the thread you posted in.
to blankpost, hit enter a couple of times in the reply box
OR
hold alt and type 0173(windows only), this creates a textless character that will leave you nameless if typed in the "name" feild (No Anonymous) or can be used to bypass wordfilter as well.
Typing "PENIS" five or more times will filter your entire post to the word "PENIS" once and unfiltered. This also works for "VAGINA" and "BUTTSEX"
To "red name" use a textless character (see alt+0173) in the name feild and then type the desired name in the subject feild. Subjects are ALWAYS red.
It is wise, though not mandated, to avoid "Cut vs Uncut" "US vs Europe" "God is real vs God isn't real" or other similar threads as these are ALMOST CERTAINLY made up of trolls trolling trolls trolling newfags who are trying to troll, and will usually end in sagebombings (Unrelenting spam)
Dont listen to ANYTHING telling you to save a pic as a .js file.
Deleting your "system 32" folder destroys all your vital operating system files and forces a system resore. To confirm note that ALL new computers have this folder, it is not a virus.
Thanks, and remember, DO NOT FEED TROLLS.
PS - Every time I see a fucking "Newfags can't" or "Type this to get to the secret invasion board" thread I will repost this.
BBCode on 4chan (also ref. TGML (a.k.a. S3KR1T K0DZ)):
[b] bold: bold
[i] italic: italic
[m] courier: courier font (also useful for FIXED-WIDTH font ASCII art)
[o] overline: overline
[s] strikeout: strikeout
[u] underline: underline
[sup] superscript: superscript
[sub] subscript: subscript
[code] for commenting code (as [m] except colorized): raise DuhError('log exploded') # shitty back-end
[aa] ASCII art: preserves spaces and uses PROPORTIONAL-WIDTH font for ASCII art
[br] line break:
[spoiler] hides text unless mouseover: spoiler
[#] : literalizes all BBCode tags (a backslash just before a tag does the same thing)
[rem] hides all text inside it
For color GREEN, use quotes in [code] tags:
[code]"This is green text."[/code] becomes "This is green text."
For color RED, use beginning # in [code] tags:
[code]# This is red text.[/code] becomes # This is red text.
Colors PURPLE and BLUE are for code keywords and function names. You can't make lines of text from those colors.
Quote codes:
> This is the quoted material.
... looks like this:
This is the quoted material.
The ">" quote code is only used at the beginning of a line, and also stacks up to 3 deep with spaces between them (without the use of the [o] tag):
> > > Lick my balls. > > NO U! > The both of you can STFU!
... looks like this:
Lick my balls. NO U! The both of you can STFU!
Allegedly, to multiquote more, put "> " before the first line end the line with [o] then put "> > "before the next line of text, again ending with [o] third line: "> > > " then end with [o] then on another new line close the three [o] tags.
...
For characters, use Lucida Console font.
There are special tripcodes and names (like "sage") that produce different effects.
ON THE IMAGEBOARDS:
To greentext: Enter a ">" before the text, this only works if you have no text on the line before ">"
To quote: Click on someones post number
To sage: Type "sage" in the email field -- this allows you to post without bumping a thread
To noko: Type "noko" in the email field to auto return to the thread you posted in
To blankpost #1: Hit enter a couple of times in the reply box
To blankpost #2: Hold alt and type 0173 (Microsoft Windows only); this creates a textless character that will leave you nameless if typed in the "name" field (no "Anonymous") or can be used to bypass wordfilter as well
To PENIS: Type "PENIS" five or more times; it will filter your entire post to the word "PENIS" once and unfiltered. This also works for "VAGINA" and "BUTTSEX".
To type PENIS into a post without it being highlighted and without filtering the whole post to 1 word, type pe:getprophet:nis ... put :getprophet: in the middle of any filtered word.
To "red name": Use a textless character (see alt+0173) in the name field and then type the desired name in the subject field. Subjects are ALWAYS red.
You can impersonate moot by using moot#faggot in the namefield and ##Admin in the subject.
Name:
Anonymous2009-06-30 15:57
>>16
Well anus, sometimes people want to contribute positively to the "community". A little tutorial on bb code and some of the basic facts about the use, and dangers of the board helps to protect new members, and enhances the level of creativity. You see, there are many intelligent people here, and we like to share information, perspectives, and humor. The humor is often created in tandem, and the more familiar the posters are with the environment, the funnier the product. Then there are the people like you. Semi literate, attention starved trolls who use the boards and it's weaknesses(like the ability to post as different people) for their own selfish ends. Many of them, like you, are here because they've been ostracized everywhere else, and because when they've acted out like this in actual physical environments, they have been physically corrected and forced into the solitude of their mommy's basements. So once again it's all been explained to you, and I have no doubt that if you can scrounge up the fortitude to reply, it will just be another one of your impotent dismissals; a no thank you, a cacographic failure, a pathetic, disingenuous, and poorly composed plea to stop harassing you, the troll.
Having tried once more to make you understand, to make you a better person, we have satisfied our conscience, and can return to stepping over the unwelcome little turds that you believe are posts, stopping occasionally to remind you that because of your behavior, you are an anus.
Blank posts, anusribs? Hahahahaha! Let's hear that one more time.
>>16
Well anus, sometimes people want to contribute positively to the "community". A little tutorial on bb code and some of the basic facts about the use, and dangers of the board helps to protect new members, and enhances the level of creativity. You see, there are many intelligent people here, and we like to share information, perspectives, and humor. The humor is often created in tandem, and the more familiar the posters are with the environment, the funnier the product. Then there are the people like you. Semi literate, attention starved trolls who use the boards and it's weaknesses(like the ability to post as different people) for their own selfish ends. Many of them, like you, are here because they've been ostracized everywhere else, and because when they've acted out like this in actual physical environments, they have been physically corrected and forced into the solitude of their mommy's basements. So once again it's all been explained to you, and I have no doubt that if you can scrounge up the fortitude to reply, it will just be another one of your impotent dismissals; a no thank you, a cacographic failure, a pathetic, disingenuous, and poorly composed plea to stop harassing you, the troll.
Having tried once more to make you understand, to make you a better person, we have satisfied our conscience, and can return to stepping over the unwelcome little turds that you believe are posts, stopping occasionally to remind you that because of your behavior, you are an anus.
>>101
True. Though, I have found USENET posts dating back to at least 2000 with the word "poast". Three years before the establishment of 4chan. Maybe it's a Something Awful thing?
>>178
I just know that I will regret asking, but curiosity has produced a compulsion most irresistible: What exactly is a "dragon dildo", and most importantly, why would I ever possess such an object?
Name:
Anonymous2011-09-10 18:00
>>180
It's obvious, you three-dollar-bill queerhole.
>>183
Major fail occurring in that lower right corner... Guess that really underlines why they call you FailCheese, huh? Let me show you how it's done:
Pico
A blonde pre-adolescent boy who works part-time at his grandfather's bar in the summer. He's often shown swimming, usually naked or in a blue Speedo. He wears girls' clothing after Tamotsu suggests it. Later, hurt that Tamotsu wouldn't define their relationship, he rebels by cutting off most of his hair and runs away. The following summer, he spots Chico swimming nude in a stream while cycling. He soon befriends the other boy, who calls him "oniichan" and forms a sexual relationship with him. In his relationships with both Mokkun and Chico, he is the uke, though the latter is somewhat reversible.