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Newfags you say?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-04 10:07

this is the BEST tip you will ever get on /b/

Also, to greentext, enter a ">" before the text, this only works if you have no text on the line before ">"

To quote, click on someones post number

You can also post a post number from another thread in a different one to "duckroll" people to that thread. I strongly encourage you to duckroll people from troll threads to this one.

There is no invasion board, disreguard anything telling you otherwise

type "sage" in the email feild to sage, this allows you to post without bumping a thread.

type "noko" in the email feild to auto return to the thread you posted in.

to blankpost, hit enter a couple of times in the reply box

OR

hold alt and type 0173(windows only), this creates a textless character that will leave you nameless if typed in the "name" feild (No Anonymous) or can be used to bypass wordfilter as well.

Typing "PENIS" five or more times will filter your entire post to the word "PENIS" once and unfiltered. This also works for "VAGINA" and "BUTTSEX"

To "red name" use a textless character (see alt+0173) in the name feild and then type the desired name in the subject feild. Subjects are ALWAYS red.

It is wise, though not mandated, to avoid "Cut vs Uncut" "US vs Europe" "God is real vs God isn't real" or other similar threads as these are ALMOST CERTAINLY made up of trolls trolling trolls trolling newfags who are trying to troll, and will usually end in sagebombings (Unrelenting spam)

Dont listen to ANYTHING telling you to save a pic as a .js file.

Deleting your "system 32" folder destroys all your vital operating system files and forces a system resore. To confirm note that ALL new computers have this folder, it is not a virus.

Thanks, and remember, DO NOT FEED TROLLS.

PS - Every time I see a fucking "Newfags can't" or "Type this to get to the secret invasion board" thread I will repost this.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 20:37

zoklet.net
please visit zorklet

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 21:07

zoklet.net
please visit zorklet

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 21:33

zoklet.net
please visit zorklet

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 22:29

zoklet.net
please visit zorklet

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-26 10:03

idk

Name: Jewfag 2011-06-23 12:32

[code] am I green? [code/]

Name: Jewfag 2011-06-23 12:34

>
did this work?
>

Name: Jewfag 2011-06-23 12:38

>win or fail?

Name: Jewfag 2011-06-23 12:39

win or fail

Name: Jewfag 2011-06-23 12:40

>win or fail?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-19 14:01

COUNTER SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-19 16:06

>>171
Way to bump a five year old thread, jerkface.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 22:05

questionmark

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 22:09

>>173
Way to bump a five year old thread, jerkface.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-09 23:51

>>174
Die a little. Die a lot. Just die.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 23:59

>>175
Listen here, jerkface.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 0:06

>>176
Roll around in your own sick. Commence.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 0:12

>>177
Jeez, rodcram, did your dragon dildo break or something? Eat shit and die, you useless fuck.

Name: Anosymoose 2011-09-10 10:17

>>174
Way to bump a five year old face. With your dick! Goddamnit! Holy shit! Fuck salt!

Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 14:10

>>178
I just know that I will regret asking, but curiosity has produced a compulsion most irresistible: What exactly is a "dragon dildo", and most importantly, why would I ever possess such an object?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 18:00

>>180
It's obvious, you three-dollar-bill queerhole.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 18:07

>>181-kotai, that is not an informational response. You must deliver NAO the response for "what" and "why".
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Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 18:18


                         
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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 22:42

wow

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 22:49

>>183
Major fail occurring in that lower right corner... Guess that really underlines why they call you FailCheese, huh? Let me show you how it's done:



                         
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Name: RedCream 2011-09-16 1:38

>>185
Major fail occurring in that lower right corner
An unnoticed extra space is a "major fail"?

In what depraved state of mind is that true? Oh right, yours.

Take a big suck off the leprous penis of a scrofulous demon.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 23:39

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 5:53

penis

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 5:55

">" fvfvffdfgbdgbgdf

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 9:48

bumping away from phone threads

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 14:59

anyone else think it suck that noko dont work on text boards?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 15:38

>fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 15:39

"fuck off"

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 15:39

">fuck off"

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 14:15

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-11 14:07

>penis
>you love it
nope

Name: Ypsi Gyps 2012-01-25 21:49

YOU TRAITOR.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 2:50

>>199
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 2:53

200GET

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 4:07

>>199
nice dubs bro






























































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