Newfags you say?

this is the BEST tip you will ever get on /b/

Also, to greentext, enter a ">" before the text, this only works if you have no text on the line before ">"

To quote, click on someones post number

You can also post a post number from another thread in a different one to "duckroll" people to that thread. I strongly encourage you to duckroll people from troll threads to this one.

There is no invasion board, disreguard anything telling you otherwise

type "sage" in the email feild to sage, this allows you to post without bumping a thread.

type "noko" in the email feild to auto return to the thread you posted in.

to blankpost, hit enter a couple of times in the reply box

OR

hold alt and type 0173(windows only), this creates a textless character that will leave you nameless if typed in the "name" feild (No Anonymous) or can be used to bypass wordfilter as well.

Typing "PENIS" five or more times will filter your entire post to the word "PENIS" once and unfiltered. This also works for "VAGINA" and "BUTTSEX"

To "red name" use a textless character (see alt+0173) in the name feild and then type the desired name in the subject feild. Subjects are ALWAYS red.

It is wise, though not mandated, to avoid "Cut vs Uncut" "US vs Europe" "God is real vs God isn't real" or other similar threads as these are ALMOST CERTAINLY made up of trolls trolling trolls trolling newfags who are trying to troll, and will usually end in sagebombings (Unrelenting spam)

Dont listen to ANYTHING telling you to save a pic as a .js file.

Deleting your "system 32" folder destroys all your vital operating system files and forces a system resore. To confirm note that ALL new computers have this folder, it is not a virus.

Thanks, and remember, DO NOT FEED TROLLS.

PS - Every time I see a fucking "Newfags can't" or "Type this to get to the secret invasion board" thread I will repost this.

>>16
Well anus, sometimes people want to contribute positively to the "community".  A little tutorial on bb code and some of the basic facts about the use, and dangers of the board helps to protect new members, and enhances the level of creativity.  You see, there are many intelligent people here, and we like to share information, perspectives, and humor.  The humor is often created in tandem, and the more familiar the posters are with the environment, the funnier the product.  Then there are the people like you.  Semi literate, attention starved trolls who use the boards and it's weaknesses(like the ability to post as different people) for their own selfish ends.  Many of them, like you, are here because they've been ostracized everywhere else, and because when they've acted out like this in actual physical environments, they have been physically corrected and forced into the solitude of their mommy's basements.  So once again it's all been explained to you, and I have no doubt that if you can scrounge up the fortitude to reply, it will just be another one of your impotent dismissals; a no thank you, a cacographic failure, a pathetic, disingenuous, and poorly composed plea to stop harassing you, the troll. 
Having tried once more to make you understand, to make you a better person, we have satisfied our conscience, and can return to stepping over the unwelcome little turds that you believe are posts, stopping occasionally to remind you that because of your behavior, you are an anus.