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Plan /b/

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 10:02

We have failed. Despite the warnings over the ages, the time has come. The users of /b/ have proven they cannot sustain themselves. There are only two courses of action from here.

One is death. Gentlemen, I don't think I need to tell you this is never an acceptable option. Therefore, if there is to be any hope for survival, we must turn to the one man who can save us. You know of who I speak.

Under ordinary circumstances, I would be as loathe as the rest of you to resort to such dramatic action, but we are out of choices and time. Remove him from stasis, brief him on the mission, and then stay out of his way. And may God have mercy on our souls.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 10:31

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 10:43

( ´ω`) are you suggesting we unleash tanasinn on /b/?!
IT'LL CONSUME US ALL. IT'S TOO RISKY

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 10:45

( ´ω`) oh. snacks. right.
I
knew exactly who you were talking about.

snacks.



hm.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 1:27

Snacks? Snacks?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 4:19

if anyone uses the word fail

..we ass rape them with a dirty meat cleaver..
thats the way to stop the overflow

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 4:53

fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 9:21

gb2/dqn/

Name: RedCream 2008-06-19 9:27


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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 9:44

>>9
Hitler was asatru.

Learn your facts, fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 13:04

>>10
lolno, Hitler thought neopaganism was embarrassingly retarded.
He was right, ofcourse.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 13:22

>>9
ADOLF HITLER WAS A DEVOUT CHRISTIAN!
lol... you are not as smart as you think.
FAIL!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 14:07

>>12
I dub thee "failfag" for fagging up threads with FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 8:31

>>9
how does i green text? ;__^

Name: RedCream 2008-06-21 13:58

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 18:02

RedCream can make brown text by writing with his tiny, shit crusted dick.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 20:43

/b/ is full of shit and spam. Good thing I still have /lounge/ for quality posting...

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 21:14

>>16
Oh my goodness.  Dear me, oh that's something to contemplate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 21:54

>>15
use yotsuba style you fucking cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 0:00

NVR FGT Hitler

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 0:09

correct, Hitler was never a faggot

Name: WHOIS 2008-06-22 2:50

/b/ is deceased and is decaying as we speak. I have traced 4chan.org to its source, we will form an army and this person will be our leader:
Jon Montroll
+1-817-560-0305
Noc@cologuys.com

We will form our legion there. We will unify, we will conquer. Who will cum?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 3:21

>>21
Correct, they did it on Mythbusters.

Name: Brody 2008-09-22 0:39

Wow you fucking idiots really do think that you're on project mayhem. Been watching fight club much? Grow a clit, don't sit here and talk about how fucking wonderful you all are. If you get men to do it, all they do is talk about it, never send a man to do a womans job.

Pseudo intellectual father fuckers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 2:20

>>24
why are you doing this to me? I dont know why you are so mad at me I didnt do anything to you :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 2:37

Yeah he so mean

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 3:12

>>24
Apparently you don't know that you just don't talk about Project Mayhem.

Don't change these.
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