Plan /b/

We have failed. Despite the warnings over the ages, the time has come. The users of /b/ have proven they cannot sustain themselves. There are only two courses of action from here.

One is death. Gentlemen, I don't think I need to tell you this is never an acceptable option. Therefore, if there is to be any hope for survival, we must turn to the one man who can save us. You know of who I speak.

Under ordinary circumstances, I would be as loathe as the rest of you to resort to such dramatic action, but we are out of choices and time. Remove him from stasis, brief him on the mission, and then stay out of his way. And may God have mercy on our souls.

Wow you fucking idiots really do think that you're on project mayhem. Been watching fight club much? Grow a clit, don't sit here and talk about how fucking wonderful you all are. If you get men to do it, all they do is talk about it, never send a man to do a womans job.

Pseudo intellectual father fuckers.