Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 10:02
We have failed. Despite the warnings over the ages, the time has come. The users of /b/ have proven they cannot sustain themselves. There are only two courses of action from here.
One is death. Gentlemen, I don't think I need to tell you this is never an acceptable option. Therefore, if there is to be any hope for survival, we must turn to the one man who can save us. You know of who I speak.
Under ordinary circumstances, I would be as loathe as the rest of you to resort to such dramatic action, but we are out of choices and time. Remove him from stasis, brief him on the mission, and then stay out of his way. And may God have mercy on our souls.
One is death. Gentlemen, I don't think I need to tell you this is never an acceptable option. Therefore, if there is to be any hope for survival, we must turn to the one man who can save us. You know of who I speak.
Under ordinary circumstances, I would be as loathe as the rest of you to resort to such dramatic action, but we are out of choices and time. Remove him from stasis, brief him on the mission, and then stay out of his way. And may God have mercy on our souls.