Nobody likes me

I feel like nobody likes me. It's like every friend I make either gets bored with me and ditches me or is nice to my face and bitches about me behind my back. Though, the ones who are nice can't keep up the act all the time and sometimes slip up, saying 'jokes' like '.....retarrrrrdedddd... like *RedCream*.' followed by a feigned 'just joking ha ha' (and I'm not disabled in any way, btw [oh, except socially -_-]) Even other losers don't like me. :/

Does anyone else feel like nobody likes them?

Poor, poor A2U.

Give it up, guy.  When you lower yourself to poasting your "stream of cuntiousness" as a RedCream cloan, you're only doing 2 things:

1. Admitting I'm right.
2. Feeding my ego.

shooooore...RedCream, keep thinking that [I] am the only one doing this to you...when it is actually everyone whom you have touched here on this board that is feeding your ego WAFLSNAX!

RedCream: "MMM, MMM, MMM! These waflsnax are AWFULLY DELICIOUS, A2U!"
A2U: "I thought you might enjoy narfl'n sum of those down, that's why I made them...especially 4 U!
RedCream: "Thanks, A2U!"
A2U: "Oh no,....thank you, sweety pi RedCream."
*A2U pats RedCream's head, RedCream smiles with 'shit-eating' grin*

*A2U kicks a little more proverbial dirt on RedCream head, RedCream brushes hair a little*
RedCream: "Where did all this dirt cum from?"
A2U: *snkr-snkr*

>>3-4
MOAR of #2 being fulfilled.

A2U: [standing above pit pointing at whole lee-king down inside] "Of course, RedCream. UR Right. [kicks some more dirt on RedCream's head, and tosses down umbrella]
RedCream: [brushing dirt off head] "Where the F is this dirt cumming from, and wtf is this, an umbrella?!?" [begins feeling warm water dropplets hitting his face]
A2U: [zipps up pants, waving hand holding hat exiting stage left] "And many MOAOAOAOAOAOAR!"

>>1
real redcream is banned from posting threads. nigger cloan

I like torturning this "child's"(RedCream's) mind so much that it has inspired me to write a book detailing the exploits of such a "child" and said "childish" behavior.
For further review and consideration, I humbly submit /sci/ and /lounge/ boards of 4chan.org forum into evidence, your honor.

As for the torturous continuity overwhelmingly bombarding poor "child's" (RedCream's) sense of idolatry to the point of sarcastic, malignant, pontificating, convoluted, bass-ackwards, mental digestive tract, even he is spewing shit out his mouth...does this mean calling him an asshole to his face is considered acceptable due to evidential review, you're honor?

I humbly request for a banning of said RedCream bi-IP#, and a consideration for the preservation of AnOnYmOuS 2U and all anons by similar method, your honor. Thank you for your time and consideration.