Nobody likes me

I feel like nobody likes me. It's like every friend I make either gets bored with me and ditches me or is nice to my face and bitches about me behind my back. Though, the ones who are nice can't keep up the act all the time and sometimes slip up, saying 'jokes' like '.....retarrrrrdedddd... like *RedCream*.' followed by a feigned 'just joking ha ha' (and I'm not disabled in any way, btw [oh, except socially -_-]) Even other losers don't like me. :/

Does anyone else feel like nobody likes them?

shooooore...RedCream, keep thinking that [I] am the only one doing this to you...when it is actually everyone whom you have touched here on this board that is feeding your ego WAFLSNAX!

RedCream: "MMM, MMM, MMM! These waflsnax are AWFULLY DELICIOUS, A2U!"
A2U: "I thought you might enjoy narfl'n sum of those down, that's why I made them...especially 4 U!
RedCream: "Thanks, A2U!"
A2U: "Oh no,....thank you, sweety pi RedCream."
*A2U pats RedCream's head, RedCream smiles with 'shit-eating' grin*

*A2U kicks a little more proverbial dirt on RedCream head, RedCream brushes hair a little*
RedCream: "Where did all this dirt cum from?"
A2U: *snkr-snkr*