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I don't wash my hands after I piss

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 11:03

Unlike you filthy Americans I don't piss on my hands, therefore there is no need to wash them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 11:19

>>1
The fact that you don't piss on your hands is irrelevant. Who does?
You don't wash your hands because every country, besides America, has atrocious personal hygene habits.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 11:29

lol eurofag lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 13:47

>>1
I bet he gets some stray pubes and the faint aroma of an unwashed moldy cock on his hands and partakes in licking his palms at least twice a day with what could only be described as a smug satisfaction in wallowing in his own juices.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 0:13

America is worse than India and China for hygeine and sanitary conditions

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 2:43

>>5
your mom =/= America.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-04 4:45

Even though you seem to think that washing after urination is not necessary due to a lack of urine on your hands, it still remains a mystery as to how long it takes for piss to land on balls?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 9:02

i don't wash my hands ever

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 10:00

>>7
you are a ghost, homo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 10:25

washing hands causes stuff like allergies
you americans have no immune system anymore
no wonder your kids are dying from inhaling peanut butter molecules lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 10:33

>>10
never happened. total myth you fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 10:36

>>10
Has to be a filthy piece of Eurotrash.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 11:08

whenever you flush the toilet, fecal and urinal molecules travel within a 10m radii.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 12:36

>>13
thats why i laugh when people keep their toothbrush right next to the toilet(aka my idiot roommate)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 13:12

>>14
who cares about a toothbrush? shit molecules are flying directly into your mouth and nose whenever you flush

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 13:13

>>13
Correct, they did it on Mythbusters.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 13:55

>>4
QFT
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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 22:10

>>6
RedCream == Your mom

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 22:32

>>15
Let me get this straight.
So what you're saying is that whenever I flush the toilet, I'm actually taking a shit in my own mouth?

AWESOME!!! WIN!  WIN!! WIN!!

Name: andy 2008-05-05 18:15

that's so nasty

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 13:24

Unless I can smell, taste, or see the shit to me it's not there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 16:31

i love cumming on my hands before college and giving everyone a hi5.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 18:49

i could understand washing your hands if you actually touch your weiner and get piss on your hands or if you wipe your ass and shit gets through the toilet paper. what other reason can tehre be?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 20:22

YEH YOU PROBABLY GET FUCKING AIDS YOU SICK FUCK..

Name: Minion of Redcream 2008-05-06 20:32

My master shall forgive you in days to come... he is a benevolent leader.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 20:49

Your master is a fucking cock sucking basterd

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 20:52

Listen bitch, your master's gay.

Name: Minion of Readcream 2008-05-06 20:52

Again, Master Redcream is the ultimate being, and he is benevolant. He will save us all when the ultimate sacrafice is made by his followers. I bring the good news to you all. Accept him and realize his greatness, and Redcream will reward you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:05

Redcream is the gayest name in the world you bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:25

Don't you think.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-06 21:28

>>29
It can be mathematically proven that "Anonymous" is 6.24 times gayer than RedCream.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:30

Prove it bitch. OH, my bad tou can't becuzz I have done fucked your mom so hard that my juice shot out of hat bitch's tits.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:35

That's right that bitch luved me.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-06 21:39

>>32
Gayness(Anonymous/RedCream) = 2π

Look, shitcake, I just proved it.  MATHEMATICALLY.  Now do a barrel roll and choke on spurting pearl jam.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:39

Can I borrow a dollar? I still have to pay your mom for five minutes ago.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:41

Pearl jam is gay like you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:43

Math is for geeks bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:44

Geek Squad!

Name: RedCream 2008-05-06 21:54

>>35
How about I loan you about 50 dollars for a fairly steep dose of sleeping pills?  Maximum checkout!  Pay mom for her time and then pop all the tabs, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 1:00

>>1
But you touch your thing what is sweaty so is it good to wash hands after that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 17:06

You sick fuck. Why the hell would i need some damn sleeping pills to fuck your mom?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 17:53

I mean i want to enjoy youe mom sucking my dick, not fall asleep. you dumbass

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 17:56

Bitch!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 17:58

Were did you go you pussy?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 17:59

Back up into your fucking mom.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 18:00

OH! My bad, you can't. I'm too busy fucking the bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 20:43

Talk to me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 21:03

i jsut want to rub my ass all over that bitchs face

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 21:07

Your mom just want's to suck my cock all night.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 21:09

She told me so.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 21:10

Say somthin.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 21:11

Cat got your togue or should i say you jacking your dad off?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 21:12

pussy

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 22:06

>>34
No you just proved how many times you take it in the butt each night

Name: RedCream 2008-05-07 22:57

>>54
No, asstard, it MATHEMATICALLY PROVED how much more gay Anonymous is.  At 6.24 times the gayness, that's VERY VERY VERY GAY, and certainly passes the threshold for outrightly gay behavior (which I do NOT exhibit) like taking dickinbutt.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 23:10

jews

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-08 2:15

>>55
Yes correct it proved that you are exactly 6.24 times gayer than Anonymous, and let me assure you, anonymous is VERY gay. Please stop wasting posting space trying to tell me what I just said again.

Name: jim 2008-05-08 2:35

I AM BIG DICK U R SOME COKE U GIVE ME COKE I CANT FIND LIGHT FLASHLIGHT JOE MALL DICK I HAVE BIG COCK U HAVE MALL COKE I WANT.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-08 3:35

>>57
Incorrect.  The formula in >>34 demonstrated it's a gayness level within Anonymous that is about 6.24 times of my gayness.  Since my gayness is well below the actuation threshold, I do not commit homosexual acts.  However, that 6.24 puts Anonymous above that threshold, and produces marked homosexual activity, including (but not limited to) sucking penises and taking penises into the anus.

Do you arrive at your large level of fail naturally, or do you have to work at it?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-08 5:46

>>59
OK you dont have to go on and on about how gay you are, we already believe you

Name: RedCream 2008-05-08 13:13

>>60
You'd better believe instead that Anonymous (like yourself) is about 6.24 times gayer than I am, and at that larger level of gayness, overt homosexual acts are to be expected.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-08 21:08

>>60
The math just can't be any simpler, Anonymous.  Why not bow to reality and admit your large gaylevel?  Why not just admit that compared to the normal person, you "peg the meter" on the Homotron?

Name: RedCream 2008-05-08 21:26

>>60
Here, I dug up a fag detector, and after connecting it to your postings, this is truly what I got (actual photo):

┌──────────────────────────────┐
│ ┌──────────────────────────┐ │
│ │ 0                     10 │ │
│ │ | | | | | | | | | | | |/ │ │
│ │.                      /. │ │
│ │                      /   │ │
│ │     H O M O T R O N /    │ │
│ │                    /     │ │
│ │       Model HT13A /      │ │
│ │                  /       │ │
│ │                 /        │ │
│ │                /         │ │
│ │        Fred Qu/en        │ │
│ │     Manufactu/ing Co.    │ │
│ │             /            │ │
│ │            /             │ │
│ │           o              │ │
│ └──────────────────────────┘ │
│                              │
│   ON  OFF       LOW  HIGH    │
│     \                /       │
│      O              O        │
│                              │
└──────────────────────────────┘

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-08 22:11

That isnt how that works dumbass, it detects faggotry levels is a small radius, so it got that reading from you

Name: RedCream 2008-05-09 0:31

>>64
No, that's incorrect.  Go download and read the PDF manual for the Homotron.  I specifically used the sensor port (not seen in the photo due to the angle) for input, which is how the HT13A gets ALL of its input.  The sensor jack was connected to the HT13A-SP adapter, which connected to my computer and translated the poastings from this thread.  Since the adapter completely covered the sensor port, there was no chance of spurious data.  Hence, the reading of gaylevel as pictured came completely from your poastings.

And as you can clearly see, it is a LOT of gayness since it pegged the meter at the highest range, which is only to be expected from Anonymous.  The poastings from Anonymous certainly show a strong gay trend.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 4:35

There is no such thing as the technology you mentioned, you have to use your faggotry detector manually so it picks up your own gayness level

Name: abc‮def‭ !qU1FjMPpC. 2008-05-09 4:50

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 12:06

Dumbass. Even if you manage to not touch anything in the bathroom you should still wash your hands. You're not washing the germs away you get in the bathroom, you're washing the germs away from your use with a keyboard, mouse, and anything else you touched beforehand.


Just recently, there was an article posted stating that a keyboard is 5 times more filthy than your toilet seat. Which is highly acceptable.

What touches your toilet seat? your thighs, they basically that haven't touched anything else because its shielded by your pants.

What kind of germs can get to your keyboard?


lol troll

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 13:11

>>68
Also, you have to consider that if your standing in front of a urinal and pissing there is a fair amount of fine droplet splatter that gets on your hands, dick, pants.
And it's not just your piss that's being blown back on you but everyone elses that has pissed there.

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