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I don't wash my hands after I piss

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 11:03

Unlike you filthy Americans I don't piss on my hands, therefore there is no need to wash them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 11:19

>>1
The fact that you don't piss on your hands is irrelevant. Who does?
You don't wash your hands because every country, besides America, has atrocious personal hygene habits.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 11:29

lol eurofag lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 13:47

>>1
I bet he gets some stray pubes and the faint aroma of an unwashed moldy cock on his hands and partakes in licking his palms at least twice a day with what could only be described as a smug satisfaction in wallowing in his own juices.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 0:13

America is worse than India and China for hygeine and sanitary conditions

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 2:43

>>5
your mom =/= America.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-04 4:45

Even though you seem to think that washing after urination is not necessary due to a lack of urine on your hands, it still remains a mystery as to how long it takes for piss to land on balls?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 9:02

i don't wash my hands ever

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 10:00

>>7
you are a ghost, homo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 10:25

washing hands causes stuff like allergies
you americans have no immune system anymore
no wonder your kids are dying from inhaling peanut butter molecules lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 10:33

>>10
never happened. total myth you fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 10:36

>>10
Has to be a filthy piece of Eurotrash.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 11:08

whenever you flush the toilet, fecal and urinal molecules travel within a 10m radii.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 12:36

>>13
thats why i laugh when people keep their toothbrush right next to the toilet(aka my idiot roommate)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 13:12

>>14
who cares about a toothbrush? shit molecules are flying directly into your mouth and nose whenever you flush

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 13:13

>>13
Correct, they did it on Mythbusters.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 13:55

>>4
QFT
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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 22:10

>>6
RedCream == Your mom

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 22:32

>>15
Let me get this straight.
So what you're saying is that whenever I flush the toilet, I'm actually taking a shit in my own mouth?

AWESOME!!! WIN!  WIN!! WIN!!

Name: andy 2008-05-05 18:15

that's so nasty

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 13:24

Unless I can smell, taste, or see the shit to me it's not there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 16:31

i love cumming on my hands before college and giving everyone a hi5.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 18:49

i could understand washing your hands if you actually touch your weiner and get piss on your hands or if you wipe your ass and shit gets through the toilet paper. what other reason can tehre be?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 20:22

YEH YOU PROBABLY GET FUCKING AIDS YOU SICK FUCK..

Name: Minion of Redcream 2008-05-06 20:32

My master shall forgive you in days to come... he is a benevolent leader.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 20:49

Your master is a fucking cock sucking basterd

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 20:52

Listen bitch, your master's gay.

Name: Minion of Readcream 2008-05-06 20:52

Again, Master Redcream is the ultimate being, and he is benevolant. He will save us all when the ultimate sacrafice is made by his followers. I bring the good news to you all. Accept him and realize his greatness, and Redcream will reward you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:05

Redcream is the gayest name in the world you bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:25

Don't you think.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-06 21:28

>>29
It can be mathematically proven that "Anonymous" is 6.24 times gayer than RedCream.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:30

Prove it bitch. OH, my bad tou can't becuzz I have done fucked your mom so hard that my juice shot out of hat bitch's tits.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:35

That's right that bitch luved me.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-06 21:39

>>32
Gayness(Anonymous/RedCream) = 2π

Look, shitcake, I just proved it.  MATHEMATICALLY.  Now do a barrel roll and choke on spurting pearl jam.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:39

Can I borrow a dollar? I still have to pay your mom for five minutes ago.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:41

Pearl jam is gay like you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:43

Math is for geeks bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 21:44

Geek Squad!

Name: RedCream 2008-05-06 21:54

>>35
How about I loan you about 50 dollars for a fairly steep dose of sleeping pills?  Maximum checkout!  Pay mom for her time and then pop all the tabs, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 1:00

>>1
But you touch your thing what is sweaty so is it good to wash hands after that.

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