I don't wash my hands after I piss

Unlike you filthy Americans I don't piss on my hands, therefore there is no need to wash them.

Dumbass. Even if you manage to not touch anything in the bathroom you should still wash your hands. You're not washing the germs away you get in the bathroom, you're washing the germs away from your use with a keyboard, mouse, and anything else you touched beforehand.


Just recently, there was an article posted stating that a keyboard is 5 times more filthy than your toilet seat. Which is highly acceptable.

What touches your toilet seat? your thighs, they basically that haven't touched anything else because its shielded by your pants.

What kind of germs can get to your keyboard?


lol troll