there's this chick in my school's anime club that i've kinda fallen for. Problem is I have almost no experience with girls. next anime club is next weekend; how should I prepare so that I can have a possible date?
Don't bother. Weeaboo girls are as ugly on the inside as they are on the outside.
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Anonymous2008-04-27 1:38
nah dude, this one is cute AND funny. I'm surprised that the guys in club haven't been all over her already.
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Anonymous2008-04-27 1:45
Jeepers, she might be full of other guys' sperm right now
If you aren't able to intervene before moral decay sets in, then don't bother. Why be spermer #11?
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Anonymous2008-04-27 1:54
well, right now im not even THINKING about sex, seeing as i've never HAD it. I just want to know how to approach, call, and date.
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Anonymous2008-04-27 2:02
>>5
good, good, as long as she's the same way then she might not break your heart too bad
maybe something more unofficial to start off, such as asking if she's going to the cactus festival or whatever your town has, or an art show, and that you could say hey great I'll meet you there and then you meet her there
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Anonymous2008-04-27 2:18
>>6
hmmm...good idea anon....but this breaking my heart stuff? whats that about?
>>7
She'll get bored of you, feel guilty about it and start forcing herself to be really, really affectionate and sexual with you until she can't stand it + meets another guy and then she'll dump you and it will feel like it came out of nowhere. Just to top it off, she'll never think about you again and be banging her new boyfriend every night while you spend the next two years crying and jerking off alone until, after great struggle, you finally meet another girl willing to fuck you and you start the cycle again. Repeat this until you're thirty-five and you just cant get anymore girls because you're too much of a loser because you let your life turn to shit because you were too busy pining after girls who didn't ever give a fuck about you. At least that's what happened to me.
Thats....really sad man. But I guess as the saying goes, "better to have loved and lost..." besides, if it worked for train man, why can't it work for anybody else?
Call me naive, call me a weiner, but I believe in love. So what the hell huh? I'll go for it, but something like this:
me in anime club: "hey, we should all go to a movie together or something!" -goes to movie, spends time with girl, gets to know girl better, see if she wants to do something together-
>>12
Movies give no time to communicate. Try something that allows you two to talk. Maybe something as simple as a walk through the park or lying down in some grassy fields together.
Also, weeaboos are full of AIDS and fail. Be prepared for an epic letdown when she goes on about how hot Sasuke is.
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Anonymous2008-04-27 13:53
This should work well
"hey, we should all go to a back alley together or something!"
I promise you play your cards right and you will get some hot most likely pseudo goth pussy.
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Anonymous2008-04-27 15:00
>>14
Dude, the girl thinks that Deadpool is awesome. I seriously doubt that she is that hardcore a weeaboo.
Very good, sound advice. What about bowling? Its an activity, and it gives you time to talk if you want.
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Anonymous2008-04-27 15:10
>>16
Bowling is a good idea. Still, if you want to be a romancefag, your best bet is to end it with some sunset-watching/lying in the grass talking about random shit.
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Anonymous2008-04-27 15:12
>>17
alright. some mixture of bowling and grass-laying. what should I wear for maximum love-love impact?
Bring her cake. If she likes anime she is probably fat. Bringing her a fudge cake will make her bounce off the walls.
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Anonymous2008-04-27 19:09
>>9
so fucking true and then your life becomes a routine of
work-bar-home-indifference-end.
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Anonymous2008-04-27 20:54
*sigh* you guys are so depressing. What about the comraderey from 2chan that got that train guy laid? where is that? WHY IS 4CHAN FILLED WITH SO MANY DOUCEBAGS?!?!
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Anonymous2008-04-27 21:03
Make a manga of you and her. If she really is an anime fan she will like you for it. As a surprise ending make it so that you rape her at the end. Anime chicks lick that. They're fuckin weird.
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Anonymous2008-04-27 21:43
>>23
then again we are fucking weird too. You can't really judge just because someone likes something.
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Anonymous2008-04-27 22:03
>>22
I was thinking that same thing. 4-ch.net is where you want to go if you're looking for teamwork.
6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-01 22:53 >>5
Correct, they did it on Mythbusters
7 Name: RedCream : 2008-01-01 23:06 >>6
What, Mythbusters performed a fail simulation?
8 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-01 23:14 >>7
No, they did a RedCream simulation.
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Anonymous2008-04-28 0:35
>>9
See, the problem is that sensitive guys can be too easy, like a slut. If chick wants dick, she'll should marry you for it. If she's not into it, then tell her your cum costs $200 a shot and adios, she's not the stick-around kind. At least you might get $200 out of the deal.
>>40
Well, could I still join as a member, with no participation rights? The website would still be readable to me, yes?
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Anonymous2008-04-30 18:53
OP: "Oh hai, anime chick... <blushing> um... so, i dunno really how to say this, but do you wanna hang out sometime?"
Anime Chick: "Wow, ok, um. Wow. I uh..."
OP: "I'm so sorry, that must have been too forward."
Anime Chick: "Um... I don't think I can go out with you, Mr. Murphy"
go out with you Mr. Murphy
with you Mr. Murphy
Mr. Murphy
Mr. Murphy
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Anonymous2008-04-30 19:26
>>41
You could still be a member. You'd, of course, have to pay your dues (fair share, not as much as everyone else.)
I think you'd also have to provide us with a lot of personal info so we could raid you and stuff.