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anime club

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 1:29

there's this chick in my school's anime club that i've kinda fallen for. Problem is I have almost no experience with girls.  next anime club is next weekend; how should I prepare so that I can have a possible date?

Name: RedCream 2008-04-27 7:51

>>7
She'll get bored of you, feel guilty about it and start forcing herself to be really, really affectionate and sexual with you until she can't stand it + meets another guy and then she'll dump you and it will feel like it came out of nowhere. Just  to top it off, she'll never think about you again and be banging her new boyfriend every night while you spend the next two years crying and jerking off alone until, after great struggle, you finally meet another girl willing to fuck you and you start the cycle again. Repeat this until you're thirty-five and you just cant get anymore girls because you're too much of a loser because you let your life turn to shit because you were too busy pining after girls who didn't ever give a fuck about you. At least that's what happened to me.

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