Some of you may be addicted to this sinful, selfish, wasteful, unethical, and immoral act. The most important thing is if you're making an effort to quit. It may take a while to quit, but keep trying and trying. Try to go a day, then a few days, then a few weeks without it.
Tell yourself that the women you are violating yourself to are nothing but hellbound whores and that you will join them if you continue. Never try to justify it by saying it's okay with God or that it's natural. You can start by burning all of the pornography magazines and videos you own. Then you can delete all the inappropriate files on your computer and empty the recycle bin. Also never tell yourself "I'm gonna just look at some inappropriate pictures in Google for fun, I'm not actually gonna do anything" because you will end up masturbating.
Sex in general is bad unless it's in missionary position between a man and woman of the same race but unrelated, with no pleasure, no contraceptives, with the sole purpose of creating a child.
Why is it bad? Because in addition to it being an act of selfishness it shows we are addicted to something. It also wastes our seed and robs us of the Holy Ghost.
If you keep failing, apologize to God, ask him to forgive you for your shortcomings and to bless you for your effort. Remember that if you can't defeat it, you are selfish, mentally weak, and lack willpower. So please, make an effort to quit.
Thank you, sir. My newest book is 'The Great Masturbator' which is historical story about man who joins masturbation competions and becomes masturbator champion, I really recommend it.
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Anonymous2008-01-07 18:39
Is there something in the water in Florida? Because that place is fucking froot loops.
OP is sexually attracted to neither man or woman but when the time comes he will have children with a woman the old fashioned way. And the woman will be in the household while he works.
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Anonymous2008-01-08 22:21
Let me get this straight: I should delete all of my porn and stop something that gives me pleasure with no backlash whatsoever because God wants me to?
>>25
RedCream, I just don't even want to try with you anymore. You are an immature dickwad like everyone else here with no life, no gal, no money and you live in the basement with your mother until that day comes when you snap and rape her and kill her and then go on a mad killing spree that ends up destroying perfectly normal lives. You, dear sir, encompasses everything that is ugly about life. Killing you would grant immediate god-like status. Ending your life would create peace on earth, and finally hot chicks wouldn't have to be afraid of the uber-geek attempting to molest them with reasons as to why they should mate with you.
>>26
So, what I'm hearing here is that you're afraid of me. Deeply afraid. Wussily afraid. I've raeped mouths before, and if the opportunity arises, I'll raep yours. You should be afraid, fuckmouth. You're just another raepmouth to me, into which cum is dumped. My cum. Prodigious amounts of cum. IN. YOUR. MOUTH.
wow, really, that comeback was so excellent. I am so afraid of you RedCream...You and your usage of three fonts at a time and your fearsome knowledge...gawd, I bet the chicks can't get enough of your fat rolls, and love to play D&D in your basement. I wish I could be every bit the 4chan namefag lurker that you are. But sadly, I can't, because I have a life....*sigh* what to do....what to doooo....
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Anonymous2008-01-10 0:05
>>31
I lol'd at the part where you pretended to have a life.
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Anonymous2008-01-10 0:23
>>16 >>21 >>23 >>25 >>28 >>29 THIS IS NOT THE REAL REDCREAM Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen, that's not funny I told you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get B&(banned) if you don't stop right now. That's that kind of thing that makes me sick of this forum.
Lol - the reason that religious guys want people to quit masturbating is because masturbators are not miserable and desperate enough to start believing in fantasy world creators.
Word of advice: Try to stop masturbating. You'll notice that your dick will start to smell after a couple of days. You can use all the soap you want, but after awhile it will also start to itch and you'll see red rashes on it. This is an infection know as "smegma". This is what "God" gives you if you stop masturbating even for one week. This is what religious dudes wants to give you, and claim that they so valiantly have.
...so it's up to you: Masturbate at least once a week OR your dick rots and falls off.
...so, you religious nuts, are you sinful liars secretly out to rape altar boys, or has your dick fallen off yet?
dude if we didn't have masturbation there would be alot more rapes!
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Anonymous2008-01-12 0:52
I agree with OP... this is good thinking. Keep it up OP and other's with like minds.
Without regular sexual gratification there are bound to be problems in bed with your significant other. Especially since you won't be having sex with her/him until you believe fluffy... erm... God is okay with it. This means IMPOTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
So go ahead, and if all goes well you won't be reproducing so well. Which means no or few gullible offspring to brainwash.
Leave reproducing to those who will allow their children a chance to decide what their beliefs are for themselves.
Until Then,
Enjoy your prostate cancer,
Sensibility
P.S. Just letting you know... I'm off to EXPLORE GOD'S CREATIONS!!!!!
P.S.S. That means I'm gonna rub one out because I now feel better than a whole lot of people... I feel like god... I'm sure he masturbates.... I would, it'd be funny.
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Anonymous2008-01-13 14:52
bumpity bump
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Anonymous2008-01-13 17:58
You guys don't have to quit. At least try to cut back on how much you do it. It's never good to be addicted to anything.
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Anonymous2008-01-13 17:58
you can't have both God and pornography in your life
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Anonymous2008-01-13 18:10
>>51
In Masturbatarianism, the god Baals heartily recommends it.
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Anonymous2008-01-15 18:55
Bump
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Anonymous2008-01-15 18:58
When most people masturbate what are they thinking of? Perverted and lustful fantasies pertaining mostly to sodomy. They're not thinking of rainbows and butterflies.