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Quit Masturbation

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 14:12

Some of you may be addicted to this sinful, selfish, wasteful, unethical, and immoral act. The most important thing is if you're making an effort to quit. It may take a while to quit, but keep trying and trying. Try to go a day, then a few days, then a few weeks without it.

Tell yourself that the women you are violating yourself to are nothing but hellbound whores and that you will join them if you continue. Never try to justify it by saying it's okay with God or that it's natural. You can start by burning all of the pornography magazines and videos you own. Then you can delete all the inappropriate files on your computer and empty the recycle bin. Also never tell yourself "I'm gonna just look at some inappropriate pictures in Google for fun, I'm not actually gonna do anything" because you will end up masturbating.

Sex in general is bad unless it's in missionary position between a man and woman of the same race but unrelated, with no pleasure, no contraceptives, with the sole purpose of creating a child.

Why is it bad? Because in addition to it being an act of selfishness it shows we are addicted to something. It also wastes our seed and robs us of the Holy Ghost.

If you keep failing, apologize to God, ask him to forgive you for your shortcomings and to bless you for your effort. Remember that if you can't defeat it, you are selfish, mentally weak, and lack willpower. So please, make an effort to quit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 16:12

Ralph Edwards, where are you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 20:11

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 20:44


Lol - the reason that religious guys want people to quit masturbating is because masturbators are not miserable and desperate enough to start believing in fantasy world creators.

Word of advice: Try to stop masturbating. You'll notice that your dick will start to smell after a couple of days. You can use all the soap you want, but after awhile it will also start to itch and you'll see red rashes on it. This is an infection know as "smegma". This is what "God" gives you if you stop masturbating even for one week. This is what religious dudes wants to give you, and claim that they so valiantly have.

...so it's up to you: Masturbate at least once a week OR your dick rots and falls off.

...so, you religious nuts, are you sinful liars secretly out to rape altar boys, or has your dick fallen off yet?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 11:49

>>43

I think you got it backwards.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 11:58

☢☣☠

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 17:51

your dick rots and falls off
Mmmm rotten dick.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 21:37

dude if we didn't have masturbation there would be alot more rapes! 

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 0:52

I agree with OP... this is good thinking. Keep it up OP and other's with like minds.

Without regular sexual gratification there are bound to be problems in bed with your significant other. Especially since you won't be having sex with her/him until you believe fluffy... erm... God is okay with it. This means IMPOTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

So go ahead, and if all goes well you won't be reproducing so well. Which means no or few gullible offspring to brainwash.

Leave reproducing to those who will allow their children a chance to decide what their beliefs are for themselves.

Until Then,
Enjoy your prostate cancer,
Sensibility

P.S. Just letting you know... I'm off to EXPLORE GOD'S CREATIONS!!!!!

P.S.S. That means I'm gonna rub one out because I now feel better than a whole lot of people... I feel like god... I'm sure he masturbates.... I would, it'd be funny.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 14:52

bumpity bump

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 17:58

You guys don't have to quit. At least try to cut back on how much you do it. It's never good to be addicted to anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 17:58

you can't have both God and pornography in your life

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-13 18:10

>>51
In Masturbatarianism, the god Baals heartily recommends it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 18:55

Bump

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-15 18:58

When most people masturbate what are they thinking of? Perverted and lustful fantasies pertaining mostly to sodomy. They're not thinking of rainbows and butterflies.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-16 0:59

you fap and your knees will fall off

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:05

I'm quitting tomorrow.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:25

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 19:17

>>57
Fail. *fap* *fap* *fap*

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 0:52

*fap* *fap* *fap* hey what hey turn off the lights, don't you knock?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:51

*fap*

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:25

what is a fap???

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:48

Mind as well face it you're addicted to love.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 14:08

Mine a swell facesit you're a dick, Ted to love

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 18:08

>>59

lulz, sorry man *fap*

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 12:19

evil

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 13:23

fucking bullshit

Name: ( 2013-02-25 18:20

Iye tipe parygrafs cuz itz fun!  Plz don hert me!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 0:03




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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 1:06

>>68
You bore me with your posting the same boring shit over and over.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 13:28

>>69
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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 13:29

>>69
noob

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 13:38

>>70
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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 15:03

>>72
well teach me fucker!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 17:01

>>73
"HOW" ABOUT-#NO!!!
What a loser!!! HA!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 1:49

>>74
You don't teach me anything
you are a shitty teacher!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 1:50



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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 14:28

Cat-holics hate alcohol, sex and cats but they still molest all three.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 16:13

wht!

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