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Quit Masturbation

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 14:12

Some of you may be addicted to this sinful, selfish, wasteful, unethical, and immoral act. The most important thing is if you're making an effort to quit. It may take a while to quit, but keep trying and trying. Try to go a day, then a few days, then a few weeks without it.

Tell yourself that the women you are violating yourself to are nothing but hellbound whores and that you will join them if you continue. Never try to justify it by saying it's okay with God or that it's natural. You can start by burning all of the pornography magazines and videos you own. Then you can delete all the inappropriate files on your computer and empty the recycle bin. Also never tell yourself "I'm gonna just look at some inappropriate pictures in Google for fun, I'm not actually gonna do anything" because you will end up masturbating.

Sex in general is bad unless it's in missionary position between a man and woman of the same race but unrelated, with no pleasure, no contraceptives, with the sole purpose of creating a child.

Why is it bad? Because in addition to it being an act of selfishness it shows we are addicted to something. It also wastes our seed and robs us of the Holy Ghost.

If you keep failing, apologize to God, ask him to forgive you for your shortcomings and to bless you for your effort. Remember that if you can't defeat it, you are selfish, mentally weak, and lack willpower. So please, make an effort to quit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 14:13

>>1

Might I add the man and woman must be married.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 15:04

I also buy bibles.

email me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 15:38

>>1
The god of the Jews doesn't care about squirting your load.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 15:55

>>1
gtfo you fail

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 17:35

>>1
I'm gonna fuck you into ass! You are my bitch now!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 17:36

>>6

I would buy your books, please.
Email me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 17:44

>>7

Thank you, sir. My newest book is 'The Great Masturbator' which is historical story about man who joins masturbation competions and becomes masturbator champion, I really recommend it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 18:39

Is there something in the water in Florida? Because that place is fucking froot loops.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 18:48

go get laid you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 19:15

>>10

No thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 19:35

OP is a "queer-o-sexual"

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 19:44

OP is sexually attracted to neither man or woman but when the time comes he will have children with a woman the old fashioned way. And the woman will be in the household while he works.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 22:21

Let me get this straight: I should delete all of my porn and stop something that gives me pleasure with no backlash whatsoever because God wants me to?

BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Wow, you people DO exist.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 23:39

>>1
What is masturbation?

Name: RedCream 2008-01-09 2:05

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 2:07

>>16
GTFO EDfag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 8:26

Namefag and EDfag. Grats, the new low.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 14:36

people like you should be crucified

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 14:47

>>19
or feel the pleasure of lust.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-09 19:09

>>17
No, tough guy.  Now do a barrel roll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 19:10

>>21
lame

Name: RedCream 2008-01-09 19:13

>>22
Even LAMER, Mr. One-Word Tough-Ass.  I just took a steamy shit in your mouth.  Chew it up, motherfucker!  CHEW.  IT.  UP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 19:25

>>23
wow. Please kill yourself.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-09 19:35

>>24
NO U! NO U! NO U! NO U! NO U! NO U! NO U! NO U! NO U! NO U! NO U! NO U! NO U! NO U! NO U!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 19:54

>>25
RedCream, I just don't even want to try with you anymore. You are an immature dickwad like everyone else here with no life, no gal, no money and you live in the basement with your mother until that day comes when you snap and rape her and kill her and then go on a mad killing spree that ends up destroying perfectly normal lives. You, dear sir, encompasses everything that is ugly about life. Killing you would grant immediate god-like status. Ending your life would create peace on earth, and finally hot chicks wouldn't have to be afraid of the uber-geek attempting to molest them with reasons as to why they should mate with you.

go to hell.

Name: LordRiordan 2008-01-09 20:11

>>24

Fag.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-09 21:29

>>26
So, what I'm hearing here is that you're afraid of me.  Deeply afraid.  Wussily afraid.  I've raeped mouths before, and if the opportunity arises, I'll raep yours.  You should be afraid, fuckmouth.  You're just another raepmouth to me, into which cum is dumped.  My cum.  Prodigious amounts of cum.  IN.  YOUR.  MOUTH.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-09 21:34

>>26
... and AS IF you even know what hot chicks are afraid of, other than YOURSELF.  FAILOSER!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 22:01

>>29
oh fuck off loser.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 22:08

wow, really, that comeback was so excellent. I am so afraid of you RedCream...You and your usage of three fonts at a time and your fearsome knowledge...gawd, I bet the chicks can't get enough of your fat rolls, and love to play D&D in your basement. I wish I could be every bit the 4chan namefag lurker that you are. But sadly, I can't, because I have a life....*sigh* what to do....what to doooo....

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 0:05

>>31
I lol'd at the part where you pretended to have a life.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 0:23

>>16
>>21
>>23
>>25
>>28
>>29
THIS IS NOT THE REAL REDCREAM
Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen,
that's not funny I told you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get B&(banned) if you don't stop right now. That's that kind of thing that makes me sick of this forum.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-10 2:13

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 2:17

It's Ralph Edwards!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 4:44

>>33
b..but you are anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 7:09

>>34

stop spamming!!!

Name: RedCream 2008-01-10 11:39

>>33
Will the real RedCream plz stand up

Name: RedCream 2008-01-10 14:52

I do not post as an anonyfag.  That is all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 16:11

Disregard that, i suck cock

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