So i was at thanksgiving dinner...
1
Name:
Kyle
2007-11-22 21:03
We finished eating the main course. My sister's and cousin's birthday are near this time, so we have a cake for them after dinner. Well, there was also a pie, a rather large and deceptive pie. I chose the pie over the cake... I'm sorry 4chan... I have failed you and am no longer worthy...
2
Name:
Anonymous 2007-11-22 21:11
fail. GTFO
3
Name:
RedCream 2007-11-22 22:28
Kyle is a piefag.
4
Name:
Kyle
2007-11-22 23:49
>>3
How does a traitor redeem himself?
5
Name:
RedCream 2007-11-22 23:57
>>4
I suppose it's possible to recovery from piefaggotry. To regain our trust and to rejoin the fold, you'd have to plan and execute a means whereby pie is fore'er more discredited in the eyes of the witnesses thereof.
The quickest way to do that is to have the goatse guy eat on a pie with his ferociously wide-open asshole, and this profane consumption event must be witnessed by a good dozen of common folk. Their revulsion will be a fire that burns away all desire for pie, and will leave the world with more consumers of delicious cake.
Then -- and ONLY then -- will you be reconciled with us, and delicious cake will be yours again.
6
Name:
Cake
2007-11-22 23:57
You are forever banned from my tasty goodness.
7
Name:
RedCream 2007-11-23 0:00
>>6
Shut up, cake! Your deliciousness itself means that you have lost all control over your distribution.
8
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:01
Mmm. Pie.
9
Name:
Cake
2007-11-23 0:04
Distribution!? That has nothing to do with it *removes mask for I am not Cake, I am Strudel!
10
Name:
RedCream 2007-11-23 0:07
>>9
Zounds! You are the much-feared Strudel! How dastardly, to hide your countenance within the confines of a mask of cake!
{makes arcane sign of Strudel exorcism}
OUT! OUT! I CAST THEE
OUT , AND THOU CANST RETURN TO PLAGUE US THUS! THE POWER OF FLAVOR COMPELS THEE!
11
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:09
12
Name:
Strudel
2007-11-23 0:10
Nothing can stop me for I am not just strudel, I am the ultimate strudel, Apple! Nothing can cast me out! Only a toaster and some frosting could, but no one has these things, I checked!
13
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:13
So, toasters don't just toast toast but they can also toast strudel?
14
Name:
Strudel
2007-11-23 0:14
Well, ye.. no.
15
Name:
Toaster
2007-11-23 0:17
Have no fear i am here!
16
Name:
Strudel
2007-11-23 0:18
Noooooo! Well, I have a fork so nyaah, you lose.
17
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:21
>>16
my electrical appendage grabs your fork.
18
Name:
RedCream 2007-11-23 0:21
>>11
You stay outta this, fag.
>>12
Oh, yeah?! Are you sure?
{produces a toaster and some frosting}
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, STRUDEL?!?! HUH?!?!
19
Name:
RedCream 2007-11-23 0:22
Shit, while I was producing a toaster and some frosting, the battle was on anyway . A ... challenger appears?
20
Name:
RedCream 2007-11-23 0:23
Should I print and issue tickets for this Epic Battle?
21
Name:
Burrito
2007-11-23 0:24
*removes elaborate costume You have not seen the last of me for I am really a nine layer burrito, nothing can stop me for I give everyone who touches me diarhea.
22
Name:
Burrito
2007-11-23 0:26
Come on RedCream, this let's fight!
23
Name:
RedCream 2007-11-23 0:27
>>21
Now, waitaminnut. You're a Burrito, then after doffing a costume, you claim to be a NINE LAYER Burrito. Dude, you look almost exactly the same as before! All burritos give us the "RUNS for the border" anyway!
24
Name:
Burrito
2007-11-23 0:29
Exactly, now do you still want to fight, or are you to wimpy and weak? Oh yeah, tickets are great idea.
25
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:29
RedCream, use the microwave!
26
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:30
Come one come all to redcream vs. burrito $15 admission
27
Name:
RedCream 2007-11-23 0:31
>>25
Hey! That's a great idea!
{click}
You'll rue the day you messed with me, Burrito! OH SHI-
{explosion}
28
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:32
did he leave the foil on?
29
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:32
*buys ticket *scalps ticket *pockets fifty bucks
30
Name:
Burrito
2007-11-23 0:35
Owowowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowowowowo! That smarts, whoo, thank god he forgot to read the directions. *removes layers of goo to reveal............
31
Name:
???
2007-11-23 0:36
Haha! Not what you were expecting was it!
32
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:37
For I am the great...
33
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:38
______
34
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:38
Anonymous!
35
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:39
But wait, I shall reveal the last veil of secrecy that so enshrouds me...
36
Name:
McPP
2007-11-23 0:39
What up guys?
37
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:41
.... NO! ... ... MNO! ...
38
Name:
McPP
2007-11-23 0:43
WHOOO! I WON YEAH! HE FAILS! I GOT THE LULZ! THIS IS TOTALLY KICKASS!
39
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:46
. . ......................................................
40
Name:
McPP
2007-11-23 0:48
I am burrito and I cannot be stopped, oh yeah, what's with the flag.
41
Name:
McPP
2007-11-23 0:50
Oh yes, just so you know I have taken your shin bones. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
42
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 0:54
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43
Name:
McPP
2007-11-23 0:57
Whatever, but how are your legs holding up after I stole your shin bones? Looks like it would be pretty hard to stand there without them.
44
Name:
McPP
2007-11-23 1:01
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45
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 1:02
. . ..........................................................
46
Name:
McPP
2007-11-23 1:02
I made him into a dork for you. Enjoy.
47
Name:
McPP
2007-11-23 1:02
The new you is a dork.
48
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 1:12
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49
Name:
McPP
2007-11-23 1:15
I am no good at it okay RedCream. I know it's you because you like elaborate charades and you're really good with BBCode.
50
Name:
McPP
2007-11-23 1:19
Wait... I got fifty!
51
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 6:16
Fucking Andrew
52
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 6:21
Drive women totaly wild in bed
http://www.eatdance.com/
53
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 6:29
Female Viagra
54
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 6:30
Soma
55
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 6:34
Its canadian, how sad.
56
Name:
Anonymous
2007-11-23 9:45
>>54
is soma an actuall drug?