So i was at thanksgiving dinner...

We finished eating the main course. My sister's and cousin's birthday are near this time, so we have a cake for them after dinner. Well, there was also a pie, a rather large and deceptive pie. I chose the pie over the cake... I'm sorry 4chan... I have failed you and am no longer worthy...

Nothing can stop me for I am not just strudel, I am the ultimate strudel, Apple! Nothing can cast me out! Only a toaster and some frosting could, but no one has these things, I checked!