/lounge/ - So i was at thanksgiving dinner...

Name: Kyle 2007-11-22 21:03

We finished eating the main course. My sister's and cousin's birthday are near this time, so we have a cake for them after dinner. Well, there was also a pie, a rather large and deceptive pie. I chose the pie over the cake... I'm sorry 4chan... I have failed you and am no longer worthy...

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 21:11

fail. GTFO

Name: RedCream 2007-11-22 22:28

Kyle is a piefag.

He shall fore'er more be denied access to delicious cake.

Name: Kyle 2007-11-22 23:49

>>3
How does a traitor redeem himself?

Name: RedCream 2007-11-22 23:57

>>4
I suppose it's possible to recovery from piefaggotry. To regain our trust and to rejoin the fold, you'd have to plan and execute a means whereby pie is fore'er more discredited in the eyes of the witnesses thereof.

The quickest way to do that is to have the goatse guy eat on a pie with his ferociously wide-open asshole, and this profane consumption event must be witnessed by a good dozen of common folk. Their revulsion will be a fire that burns away all desire for pie, and will leave the world with more consumers of delicious cake.

Then -- and ONLY then -- will you be reconciled with us, and delicious cake will be yours again.

Name: Cake 2007-11-22 23:57

You are forever banned from my tasty goodness.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:00

>>6
Shut up, cake! Your deliciousness itself means that you have lost all control over your distribution.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:01

Mmm. Pie.

Name: Cake 2007-11-23 0:04

Distribution!? That has nothing to do with it *removes mask for I am not Cake, I am Strudel!

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:07

>>9
Zounds! You are the much-feared Strudel! How dastardly, to hide your countenance within the confines of a mask of cake!

{makes arcane sign of Strudel exorcism}

OUT! OUT! I CAST THEE OUT, AND THOU CANST RETURN TO PLAGUE US THUS! THE POWER OF FLAVOR COMPELS THEE!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:09

>>10
stfu, shorty.

Name: Strudel 2007-11-23 0:10

Nothing can stop me for I am not just strudel, I am the ultimate strudel, Apple! Nothing can cast me out! Only a toaster and some frosting could, but no one has these things, I checked!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:13

So, toasters don't just toast toast but they can also toast strudel?

Name: Strudel 2007-11-23 0:14

Well, ye.. no.

Name: Toaster 2007-11-23 0:17

Have no fear i am here!

Name: Strudel 2007-11-23 0:18

Noooooo! Well, I have a fork so nyaah, you lose.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:21

>>16
my electrical appendage grabs your fork.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:21

>>11
You stay outta this, fag.

>>12
Oh, yeah?! Are you sure?

{produces a toaster and some frosting}

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, STRUDEL?!?! HUH?!?!

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:22

Shit, while I was producing a toaster and some frosting, the battle was on anyway. A ... challenger appears?

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:23

Should I print and issue tickets for this Epic Battle?

Name: Burrito 2007-11-23 0:24

*removes elaborate costume You have not seen the last of me for I am really a nine layer burrito, nothing can stop me for I give everyone who touches me diarhea.

Name: Burrito 2007-11-23 0:26

Come on RedCream, this let's fight!

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:27

>>21
Now, waitaminnut. You're a Burrito, then after doffing a costume, you claim to be a NINE LAYER Burrito. Dude, you look almost exactly the same as before! All burritos give us the "RUNS for the border" anyway!

Name: Burrito 2007-11-23 0:29

Exactly, now do you still want to fight, or are you to wimpy and weak? Oh yeah, tickets are great idea.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:29

RedCream, use the microwave!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:30

Come one come all to redcream vs. burrito $15 admission

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:31

>>25
Hey! That's a great idea!

{click}

You'll rue the day you messed with me, Burrito! OH SHI-

{explosion}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:32

did he leave the foil on?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:32

*buys ticket *scalps ticket *pockets fifty bucks

Name: Burrito 2007-11-23 0:35

Owowowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowowowowo! That smarts, whoo, thank god he forgot to read the directions. *removes layers of goo to reveal............

Name: ??? 2007-11-23 0:36

Haha! Not what you were expecting was it!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:37

For I am the great...

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:38

       ______

     //   +  \

    || R.I.P. |

    ||RedCream|

    ||        |

/\/\||//\/\//\|//\\/

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:38

Anonymous!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:39

But wait, I shall reveal the last veil of secrecy that so enshrouds me...

Name: McPP 2007-11-23 0:39

What up guys?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:41

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Name: McPP 2007-11-23 0:43

WHOOO! I WON YEAH! HE FAILS! I GOT THE LULZ! THIS IS TOTALLY KICKASS!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:46

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Name: McPP 2007-11-23 0:48

I am burrito and I cannot be stopped, oh yeah, what's with the flag.

So i was at thanksgiving dinner...

1 Name: Kyle 2007-11-22 21:03

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 21:11

3 Name: RedCream 2007-11-22 22:28

4 Name: Kyle 2007-11-22 23:49

5 Name: RedCream 2007-11-22 23:57

6 Name: Cake 2007-11-22 23:57

7 Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:00

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:01

9 Name: Cake 2007-11-23 0:04

10 Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:07

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:09

12 Name: Strudel 2007-11-23 0:10

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:13

14 Name: Strudel 2007-11-23 0:14

15 Name: Toaster 2007-11-23 0:17

16 Name: Strudel 2007-11-23 0:18

17 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:21

18 Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:21

19 Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:22

20 Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:23

21 Name: Burrito 2007-11-23 0:24

22 Name: Burrito 2007-11-23 0:26

23 Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:27

24 Name: Burrito 2007-11-23 0:29

25 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:29

26 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:30

27 Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:31

28 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:32

29 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:32

30 Name: Burrito 2007-11-23 0:35

31 Name: ??? 2007-11-23 0:36

32 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:37

33 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:38

34 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:38

35 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:39

36 Name: McPP 2007-11-23 0:39

37 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:41

38 Name: McPP 2007-11-23 0:43

39 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:46

40 Name: McPP 2007-11-23 0:48

Name: Kyle 2007-11-22 21:03

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 21:11

Name: RedCream 2007-11-22 22:28

Name: Kyle 2007-11-22 23:49

Name: RedCream 2007-11-22 23:57

Name: Cake 2007-11-22 23:57

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:00

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:01

Name: Cake 2007-11-23 0:04

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:07

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:09

Name: Strudel 2007-11-23 0:10

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:13

Name: Strudel 2007-11-23 0:14

Name: Toaster 2007-11-23 0:17

Name: Strudel 2007-11-23 0:18

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:21

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:21

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:22

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:23

Name: Burrito 2007-11-23 0:24

Name: Burrito 2007-11-23 0:26

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:27

Name: Burrito 2007-11-23 0:29

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:29

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:30

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:31

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:32

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:32

Name: Burrito 2007-11-23 0:35

Name: ??? 2007-11-23 0:36

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:37

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:38

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:38

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:39

Name: McPP 2007-11-23 0:39

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:41

Name: McPP 2007-11-23 0:43

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:46

Name: McPP 2007-11-23 0:48