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Is getting laid worth the effort?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 19:34

I'm pretty much a lurker on 4chan all the time, and fairly anti-social, and I love porn. but somehow I don't feel that being social is worth my time or effort. All the people i'm around are dicks, and I just don't see anybody worth screwing, and even if I DO, I know that I don't have what it takes to get the goods. So tell me, 4chaners, is sex REALLY worth the time and effort you put in to get it? Or should I just stick to my man-stick?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 19:54

i think thats what raep is for

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 19:55

dont stick to man-stick...

sex is good, but dont go all out for it.. meh... try it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 20:01

Which would you rather have on your dick:

A. Your cold clammy hands

B. A nice warm pussy ^_______^

Choose wisely

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 20:14

My palms are always moist and warm, should I abort the pussy hunt?

Name: theguywhopostedthisshit 2007-11-03 20:24

>>4
so how does an anti-socialite like myself get the "Warm pussy"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 20:27

>>6

I don't think it can be done. It looks like you'll have to kill yourself and start over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 20:27

>>6

I don't think it can be done. It looks like you'll have to kill yourself and start over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 20:29

>>6
rape

Name: theguywhopostedthisshit 2007-11-03 20:43

>>8
>>9
anything is possible, and rape=jail. Really, come on, just tell me what I need to get pussy ONCE.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 20:46

>>10
raep or beer

Name: theguywhopostedthisshit 2007-11-03 20:49

>>11
i'm only 20, and I have no beer. I'm getting fucking desperate here...

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 12:08

go to craigslist and post an ad.  To be sure you get a response say you're looking for a bbw.  Some one will fuck you.  whether or not they're good looking is up to how picky you are.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 12:11

>>12
20 and no beer? where the fuck do you live?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 13:15

Really getting laid isnt hard....Just go to a nearby college party. and you're pretty much set.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-04 13:20

>>1
You sense correctly that cultural baggage is getting remarkably in the way of worthwhile social interaction.  Internet fapping will never hurt you; stick to it and count your blessings.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 13:26

ima anti-socialite too. fuck teh world, in its stupid , fucking ear. im lonely and will never be able to find a friend let alone pussy.

wat should i do 4chan? i tried a barrel roll AND suicide but to no avail.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-04 13:29

>>17
If you "tried" suicide and are still here, then you really didn't TRY suicide.  Buy a cheap 9mm gun and a box of bullets.  Those will run you about $100.  Load the gun, chamber a bullet, then blow your fucking brains out.  There's no fucking way you'll be able to post to 4chan (in complaining about your "failed" suicide) after THAT.

I mean, what, can't you figure out which end of the gun the bullet comes out of?  Are you really that retarded?

Name: RedCream 2007-11-04 13:35

DON'T PUT PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL

You'll get laid soon enough. Unless you're really ugly like a jew that is. Then your only hope is to get really rich.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 13:37

>>18
i can't, I'm to far from America... thanks for the advice though.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-04 13:41

>>20
Find a really busy highway and jump in front of the biggest truck that passes by. Guaranteed death.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 13:47

orly, what if you miss time the jump and you land on the roof and do sum roof surfing

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 14:07

>>22

Ten ind aho chick in  tuck an o herrr

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 14:08

>>21
What if the truck hits me in such a way that all my bones crush into non-vital areas of the body? Not worth the risk. Plus you have to get over the fear factor of doing it in the first place.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-04 15:45

>>24
There is no "fear factor" in killing yourself.  That's just an excuse to look for a so-called solution that is really just a ghei "cry for help" and other such fag drama.

Don't get me wrong.  I approve of putting your relatives through that sort of thing.  After all, since you're so demonstrably pathetic, they still hang around you, so they deserve to suffer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 16:32

>>25
How dare you sir. And I can assure you there is a fear factor involved in suicide. For instance, just because you know there's safety mats on the floor, human nature will still tell you not to jump off the apparatus.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-04 17:04

>>26
Your lacking of the willpower to complete the suicide effectively is ONLY the sort of gayfaggotry that results in pseudo-suicidal drama and continues to leave a complete faggist alive to bother others.

Those who actually decide to kill themselves are like unto the gods.  They walk in glory and know no fear.  Then they kill themselves.  We should admire them, instead of indulging in the gaywhining that your class of excuser seems to do so often.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 17:42

We're not talking about willpower though. Your original statement was "There is no "fear factor" in killing yourself." which there quite obviously can be. It all depends on what methods you use, what that person's state of mind is.

However, I too admire those who are mentally strong enough to carry out their own death. Who are willing to let go of everything as they know it. It takes a certain mind to be able to realize that suicide is not exclusively a negative practice... perhaps you are not as misinformed as your previous posts make you seem.

Name: Jason 2007-11-04 21:01

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Name: Jason 2007-11-04 21:02

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 21:17

all it takes is 20 dollars :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 22:01

I believe that suicide is a good way to get revenge on everyone who ever hurt you. It ends the pain of feeling alone as well as making everyone else see that you're not a pussy. Won't they be SORRY when they've found out what you've done?

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