Is getting laid worth the effort?

I'm pretty much a lurker on 4chan all the time, and fairly anti-social, and I love porn. but somehow I don't feel that being social is worth my time or effort. All the people i'm around are dicks, and I just don't see anybody worth screwing, and even if I DO, I know that I don't have what it takes to get the goods. So tell me, 4chaners, is sex REALLY worth the time and effort you put in to get it? Or should I just stick to my man-stick?

Which would you rather have on your dick:

A. Your cold clammy hands

B. A nice warm pussy ^_______^

Choose wisely