I'm pretty much a lurker on 4chan all the time, and fairly anti-social, and I love porn. but somehow I don't feel that being social is worth my time or effort. All the people i'm around are dicks, and I just don't see anybody worth screwing, and even if I DO, I know that I don't have what it takes to get the goods. So tell me, 4chaners, is sex REALLY worth the time and effort you put in to get it? Or should I just stick to my man-stick?
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Anonymous2007-11-03 19:54
i think thats what raep is for
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Anonymous2007-11-03 19:55
dont stick to man-stick...
sex is good, but dont go all out for it.. meh... try it.
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Anonymous2007-11-03 20:01
Which would you rather have on your dick:
A. Your cold clammy hands
B. A nice warm pussy ^_______^
Choose wisely
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Anonymous2007-11-03 20:14
My palms are always moist and warm, should I abort the pussy hunt?
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theguywhopostedthisshit2007-11-03 20:24
>>4
so how does an anti-socialite like myself get the "Warm pussy"?
>>11
i'm only 20, and I have no beer. I'm getting fucking desperate here...
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Anonymous2007-11-04 12:08
go to craigslist and post an ad. To be sure you get a response say you're looking for a bbw. Some one will fuck you. whether or not they're good looking is up to how picky you are.
>>1
You sense correctly that cultural baggage is getting remarkably in the way of worthwhile social interaction. Internet fapping will never hurt you; stick to it and count your blessings.
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Anonymous2007-11-04 13:26
ima anti-socialite too. fuck teh world, in its stupid , fucking ear. im lonely and will never be able to find a friend let alone pussy.
wat should i do 4chan? i tried a barrel roll AND suicide but to no avail.
>>17
If you "tried" suicide and are still here, then you really didn't TRY suicide. Buy a cheap 9mm gun and a box of bullets. Those will run you about $100. Load the gun, chamber a bullet, then blow your fucking brains out. There's no fucking way you'll be able to post to 4chan (in complaining about your "failed" suicide) after THAT.
I mean, what, can't you figure out which end of the gun the bullet comes out of? Are you really that retarded?
>>21
What if the truck hits me in such a way that all my bones crush into non-vital areas of the body? Not worth the risk. Plus you have to get over the fear factor of doing it in the first place.
>>24
There is no "fear factor" in killing yourself. That's just an excuse to look for a so-called solution that is really just a ghei "cry for help" and other such fag drama.
Don't get me wrong. I approve of putting your relatives through that sort of thing. After all, since you're so demonstrably pathetic, they still hang around you, so they deserve to suffer.
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Anonymous2007-11-04 16:32
>>25
How dare you sir. And I can assure you there is a fear factor involved in suicide. For instance, just because you know there's safety mats on the floor, human nature will still tell you not to jump off the apparatus.
>>26
Your lacking of the willpower to complete the suicide effectively is ONLY the sort of gayfaggotry that results in pseudo-suicidal drama and continues to leave a complete faggist alive to bother others.
Those who actually decide to kill themselves are like unto the gods. They walk in glory and know no fear. Then they kill themselves. We should admire them, instead of indulging in the gaywhining that your class of excuser seems to do so often.
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Anonymous2007-11-04 17:42
We're not talking about willpower though. Your original statement was "There is no "fear factor" in killing yourself." which there quite obviously can be. It all depends on what methods you use, what that person's state of mind is.
However, I too admire those who are mentally strong enough to carry out their own death. Who are willing to let go of everything as they know it. It takes a certain mind to be able to realize that suicide is not exclusively a negative practice... perhaps you are not as misinformed as your previous posts make you seem.
I believe that suicide is a good way to get revenge on everyone who ever hurt you. It ends the pain of feeling alone as well as making everyone else see that you're not a pussy. Won't they be SORRY when they've found out what you've done?