scared that you'll be alone forever?

I am a 20-year-old guy, and I have never dated anyone, or even come close to it. I am normally optimistic when it comes to love, thinking "it's going to happen in its own time, there's no rush," but sometimes you can be optimistic all you want, but then be realistic and just think that maybe you won't ever find "the one", or even a decent girlfriend. i am at that stage right now. I may, I am not at all good looking, thin, or charimastic, and there are tons of guys out there who are just better than me, so I don't see why girls would settle for me. I am just so scared that i will be 50 one day and never been dated befoe.

and you think you have problems?? i can get girls my age, actually i had sex since i was 16 BUT now being 20 i am only attracted to loli's!! i will never get a loli legally and what will my friends/family say!!!

I WANT LOLI AAARGHHH

i blame /b/ btw

>>2
gtfo /lounge/, /b/tard faggot

>>3
show me loli then i go

>>4
/b/ ALWAYS has loli

>>1
i understand you well lone fellas.
i'm 28y right now, my first gf was when i was 25y
so i understand your feeling.
i was down till she said she was actually my gf, i spent years thinking i would stay alone my whole life.
whatever ppl said to me i was down, so i won't try to cheer you up but well. it can happen to anyone.
so... well... wait and see, it's all i can say ^^

yeah Im 18 and i never even held a girls hand. fuck it ill allways have gundam

>>7 Turn you dream into reality!!

Just BUILD A full-functioning GUNDAM!

It is not impossible, since there is nothing against the laws of science!!

>yeah Im 18 and i never even held a girls hand.
26 here, same situation. I'm sure there must have been one or two girls who would have been interested but I'm completely dense when it comes to reading signals. I'm afraid of looking creepy and scaring them off.

>>8
What about dividing by zero?

  Issac Newton died a virgin, but then again if I had his brains I would give a fuck about women.

^wouldn't

Did you charge your lazorz before asking them out?

Having a girlfriend is no benefit to you, it may seem like it is but it is just an illusion created by your instincts to force you to reproduce. This illusion is not meant to be overcome which is why it is usually not. But you will achieve so much more in your life if you just ignore it and stay away from relationships your whole life. You may feel that you are not complete and will never be until you meet "The One" but the undenable truth is that in 10 years you will regret it. You will be misurable which ever path you choose except one, and that path is to just not care. About anything. No matter how much you achieve or how many children you parent you will not be happy. The only true path to happiness is to just not care and to live your life free. Travel the world until you die and don't care where it will lead you.

If you want a girlfriend...

(1) Be somewhat attractive (IE not a huge slob)
-- This doesn't necessarily mean not being a huge fatty but it does help to be thin to average. Dress nicely in your own fashion, don't smell like shit, and wear something interesting. Some sort of prop (IOW, interesting jewelery (not fag stuff))

(2) Don't be a douche nice guy
-- These guys get walked all over. This is the kind of guy that focuses on only one girl and does everything the girl says in hopes of getting vagina. This works much less than it does. You need to talk to girls, give them something to be interested, and let them bite the bait. Don't forget to make them work for it... let them contact you sometimes. Mixing up being an asshole and a really nice guy will keep things interesting for them.

(3) Don't be a one girl guy
-- Dedicating yourself to just one girl will tend to make you smother them. Girls that like this kinda crap are usually too clingy and will wear you down eventually (If you are human). This will also avoid that whole lame situation where you starting thinking "This is the only girl for me" or "She is so perfect". Having multiple possibilities will make it so that you don't care if one falls through... it may also help show girls that you are desirable and make them work for you.

(4) Be confident (This may be the most important thing)
-- Girls love confidence. If you are lacking in several areas... this will make up for it. Having all the other things going for you while having no confidence is also rather useless. Wonder why fat disgusting slobs have hot girlfriends? This shit normally. Another important aspect is to remember that these girls are lucky to have you, and not the other way around.

(5) FUCKING TRY
-- You aren't going to get a girlfriend if you don't start getting out there. Look for situations in which you can comfortably talk to a random person about what they are doing or something happening around them. Don't talk about something completely random or you may find yourself getting a weird stare. You may also want to try and compliment them on things they work on (girls are less likely to respond to things they have naturally) like their hair.

(6) Talk big and be independent
-- Having big goals and being your own person is important. It's important to walk the walk and to be working towards those goals and seem somewhat busy. Girls will respond to this.

(7) If they make you angry or misbehave... (this is while dating)
-- Tell them they are upsetting you (regardless of if you are there yet or not) and that you don't like it. If it's not your fault, then it should have them crawling back to you.

This guide is for girls only... WOMEN don't play these stupid fucking games for the most part; although, some of the same rules still apply. They have less tolerance for assholes and like the douche (non obsessive), independent, and successful guy.

One more important thing... When you go out with a bunch of guys, make sure everyone is equal or that you yourself are the alpha male (the man in charge of the group). If you aren't already and try, then you'll start having problems. You'll need to assemble a new group for finding girls. If you aren't the alpha male, then you will have a lot more problems trying to compete with one.

>>14
>>15
there is no one set way to live, people can make their choices for themselves.

<<17

Yes there is. Stfu. Doing what I said will greatly enhance getting with a girl.

>>16 how many girls have you had?

and does this apply to 15 year olds?

>>1
nope. i'm 19 and love being alone. i'm not anti-social, i just like being by myself.

>>20
same here! also i love loli's

>>15
do YOU have a girlfriend?

Alright guys wish me luck I'm finally leaving my basement to try put what I said in >>15 into practice. I'll let you know if it works.

>>23
it's scary outside, don't do it yo!!!!!!!!

"I am a 20-year-old guy, and I have never dated anyone, or even come close to it."

I read that and stopped.  It's hard to read with all these tears coming from my eyes from laughter.  What a fucking loser.

HA HA HA HA HA HA
Oh, God... sorry... I was scrolling past and saw it again and couldn't help but laugh some more.  ha ha ha

Oh... that's great.

I'm the "douche nice guy" and don't intend to change that about myself. That also means I better get a vasectomy or I'll pay for being one for the rest of my life.

Oh, and just lost my gf recently because I'm that way, lol. Seriously, take the advice in >>14 and >>15 or be like me and not care.

Oh, and she's trying that whole "safety net" bullshit on me. She should be kissing the ground I walk on. When a girl gets to the point of where she latches on to a good guy and won't be your gf, it's time to treat her like dirt and pretend like you don't care about her. It won't win her back, but it'll stop that bullshit where she comes crying to you every day about her problems.

Go watch VH1.

Pick Up Artist ftw.

what's wrong with being alone?

/schizoid