my sister??

So I was wandering around Gnutella one day, searching for youthful ladies I hadn't seen yet, and I came across a very special video.  It is the hottest thing I have ever seen.

/b/, i watched my sister play with her tits, cunt and ass for a webcam two years ago.

We're both in college now on opposite sides of the country, and I'm married with two kids.  I want your retarded (and good, if it exists) advice: how can I manipulate this situation so that I can bone my sister and my wife doesn't find out?

Links will be provided if your advice is good and i succeed, in which case you'll see the original video (if you haven't already, you sick bastards) and one of the two of us, which I will make.

For your pleasure, I provide the following information: I'm 6'4" and skinny, but muscular.  My sister is 5'8" and curvy with fantastic, though not huge, breasts.

get  her drunk

but how do i get her where i am?

also, she's 20, so we can't just go to a bar or something.

I don't think her willingness is going to be the major problem, honestly.  we both fantasized about each other since we were like 14, we were just too chicken to tell each other until last year.

How do I keep my wife from finding out?

The incest bit was funnier the first time.

well great, i'm not unique.  I am, shocking as it may be, serious.

Just tell your wife your visiting your sister and make some dumb excuse like shes moving to [blank] in 3 weeks

too broke to buy plane tickets.  if i'm getting to my sister, my wife and kids are going to be on the same visit.

which will be happening this christmas....

Not funny.

how about this then?

we had a heater in the wall in the bathroom growing up, and after we got out of the tub or shower or whatever, we'd stand up close to the heater and dry off like that.  Well, one day my sister stood a little too close to the grillwork and got a hatch pattern burned into her left asscheek.  We called her waffle-bottom behind her back.

you can see it in the video if you look closely.

>>9
it's only funny for you unless you post the video

>>1

When you take your trip shortly before Christmas, all you have to do is "help her cook" and nail her on the table while your wife and kids are in the other room watching A Christmas Story on TBS.

re: 10
huh . . . guess i subconsciously really wanted to post that video.  Know anywhere good and anonymous where i can put it?

re: 11
the wife does love A Christmas Story, but I think the fact that I'll be sharing a 6-bedroom house with about 15 other adults would make that a little difficult.

>>12
maybe youporn.com or boysfood.com so we can stream it (you just upload it) or you put it on megaupload or rapidshare or whatever. and put the link here.

>>1 you do is simple invite your sister over for Christmas and when she comes bring in the tree only you have a dildo attached to the end of the tree and then ram the three in and out of her ass and say "whoops sorry sis...oh you mean what is this oh this is just a camera im recording a Christmas video to put on a porn site...i mean youtube." and mission and a scarred for life sister accomplished

>>12

6 bedroom house, 15 people. Hmmm, take her out "shopping" one day. For some (as far as anyone else is concerned) quality bonding time.

1. Get in car
2. Drive to desolate place
3. ????????
4. Profit!

>>13 can't until i get home (what kind of awesome job do i have that lets me be here all day? you may never know.) but thanks.

>>15 awesome idea.  sucks majorly that i am a slow shopper and of course i must have something to actually show for the time i was gone.  will have to borrow the 'rents car as neither of us has our own... prolly better to rent a skeevy room than to try to clean up the car.

anyone know a good open source video editing tool so i can stitch together the .avi's that i'll have?

>>16

The point that you're a slow shopper is a GOOD thing. That way you can actually pick up a couple items (have them in mind before you go) and use the slow shopper excuse. Nobody out of those 15 people will think you actually went out to shag your sister ;)


As for the video editing tool, I've always just used Sony Vegas. To get it just download bitcomet

www.bitcomet.com

Then use Torrentspy to find the program.

www.torrentspy.com

After that, download, load program, stitch the avis together ftw.

>>16 unfortunately, my wife might expect it (curse my previous honesty! CURSE IT!) but i'm pretty sure nobody else will.

will the Sony thing run on linux? the only windows PC i have such intimate access to is my wife's laptop, and i definitely don't want to leave any incriminating evidence there.

Where can I get this vid?

this reminds me of the other sister thread. Post in there, ask him for advice.

>>19 other sister thread? link please.

Vid is currently (maybe?) available on limewire and similar under a name something along the lines of "New for 2005: webcam shows face" and some other shit.

later, i promise, it'll be somewhere reliable. either tonight or early tomorrow.

dammit, she's denying it.  She knows I have too much to lose by outing her, because my wife would KILL me over nine thousand times.

looks like you might not get that fabled incest vid after all.

this thread is lulzy.

Wow. Gotta say if you don't mind the whole incest thing and the retarded midget babies that might result then more power to you.

And to get away with your sister a shopping trip is a good idea. But make absolutely sure you pay for everything IN CASH. You definitely do not want your wife finding out that on the night you and your sister went out for a 3 hour shopping trip you rented a cheap motel for a couple hours from the credit card bill.

And for your excuse to go out, if you're going to see her before Christmas just tell your wife that you both are going out to get another gift for one or both of your parents that will be from the both of you. Have the gift beforehand so you don't actually have to go out shopping but make sure your wife doesn't see it and pay for it in cash, remember CREDIT CARD BILLS DON'T LIE.

And if you do get around to fucking her, make sure you don't get any shit on your clothes and make damn sure your sister doesn't wear any perfume or makeup that will smear. You can't take a shower afterwards because your wife will notice.

One last thing, your wife, if she's smart, will probably try to have sex with you that night after you get back to see if you'll perform like you haven't screwed since you last did her. So the earlier you fuck your sis the better so you'll have time to build up fluid.

And make sure you use a new pack of condoms for your sister that you throw away after you're done. When you're wife comes on to you you definitely don't want to pull out a box with one already missing.

You are disgusting.

>>24

You're an attention whore. Become an hero.

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Plz call me <3

>>23
no worries, i got vasectomy'd.  Also, good advice on the cash-only thing.

happy early birthday, /b/.

www.youporn.com/warch/49873

Well, you delivered a porn site, but which one of those is supposed to be your sister? I see like 20 videos up there.

my apologies.  not only did i spell the link wrong, apparantly it didn't upload?  I'll try again.

ugh, too much bother.  it's not any of the ones on the front page as of yet.  if it makes it, the first frame is her face and shoulders.