my sister??

So I was wandering around Gnutella one day, searching for youthful ladies I hadn't seen yet, and I came across a very special video.  It is the hottest thing I have ever seen.

/b/, i watched my sister play with her tits, cunt and ass for a webcam two years ago.

We're both in college now on opposite sides of the country, and I'm married with two kids.  I want your retarded (and good, if it exists) advice: how can I manipulate this situation so that I can bone my sister and my wife doesn't find out?

Links will be provided if your advice is good and i succeed, in which case you'll see the original video (if you haven't already, you sick bastards) and one of the two of us, which I will make.

For your pleasure, I provide the following information: I'm 6'4" and skinny, but muscular.  My sister is 5'8" and curvy with fantastic, though not huge, breasts.

>>13 can't until i get home (what kind of awesome job do i have that lets me be here all day? you may never know.) but thanks.

>>15 awesome idea.  sucks majorly that i am a slow shopper and of course i must have something to actually show for the time i was gone.  will have to borrow the 'rents car as neither of us has our own... prolly better to rent a skeevy room than to try to clean up the car.

anyone know a good open source video editing tool so i can stitch together the .avi's that i'll have?