my sister??

So I was wandering around Gnutella one day, searching for youthful ladies I hadn't seen yet, and I came across a very special video.  It is the hottest thing I have ever seen.

/b/, i watched my sister play with her tits, cunt and ass for a webcam two years ago.

We're both in college now on opposite sides of the country, and I'm married with two kids.  I want your retarded (and good, if it exists) advice: how can I manipulate this situation so that I can bone my sister and my wife doesn't find out?

Links will be provided if your advice is good and i succeed, in which case you'll see the original video (if you haven't already, you sick bastards) and one of the two of us, which I will make.

For your pleasure, I provide the following information: I'm 6'4" and skinny, but muscular.  My sister is 5'8" and curvy with fantastic, though not huge, breasts.

Wow. Gotta say if you don't mind the whole incest thing and the retarded midget babies that might result then more power to you.

And to get away with your sister a shopping trip is a good idea. But make absolutely sure you pay for everything IN CASH. You definitely do not want your wife finding out that on the night you and your sister went out for a 3 hour shopping trip you rented a cheap motel for a couple hours from the credit card bill.

And for your excuse to go out, if you're going to see her before Christmas just tell your wife that you both are going out to get another gift for one or both of your parents that will be from the both of you. Have the gift beforehand so you don't actually have to go out shopping but make sure your wife doesn't see it and pay for it in cash, remember CREDIT CARD BILLS DON'T LIE.

And if you do get around to fucking her, make sure you don't get any shit on your clothes and make damn sure your sister doesn't wear any perfume or makeup that will smear. You can't take a shower afterwards because your wife will notice.

One last thing, your wife, if she's smart, will probably try to have sex with you that night after you get back to see if you'll perform like you haven't screwed since you last did her. So the earlier you fuck your sis the better so you'll have time to build up fluid.

And make sure you use a new pack of condoms for your sister that you throw away after you're done. When you're wife comes on to you you definitely don't want to pull out a box with one already missing.