I has a problem

Thanks to my redneck heritage my genes have cursed me with an exceptionally hairy ...eh...rearend. It's become such an annoyance and unhygenic (too many dingleberrys) that I've resorted to shaving it, but after a few days it starts to itch and its uncomfortable to sit down or even to walk, feels like sitting on sandpaper or the scratchy side of velcro.

Any ideas how to deal with this problem?

keep shaving it

wax it once a fortnight.

How DO you shave your ass? I can't exactly see back there and I don't know about putting sharp objects in hard to reach places.

>>4
Mirror + Spread.

>>5
God, that's gonna suck to do that. I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think I'd rather sit in a bowl of hot wax and then get up quickly to get it over with. Ass hair is a pain.

>>1
Moisturizer

>>4
OK that shit is funny.

Philips brand electric hair trimmer with adjustable plastic guard.

I have an extra cut in my crack because I shaved it. You get used to it.

Don't shave it. Ass-hair is the sign of a true man! And you have been blessed with thick, beautiful ass-hair! Grow it proudly!

lol, another "i shaved my butt and now it hurts" thread

WON'T YOU EVER LEARN?????????????????????????????????????

I shave my ass and it never hurts. You're doing it wrong.

>>11

lol

you are like my super hero. L-O-L man. L-O-L.