Grow Some Nuts!!!!!

Suck with girls? Read this post top to bottom, and take notes.
I have a penis, I make the rules. Women are intimidated by ME, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I have pride and self-respect. You should too.

Example:
Girl: what you doing?
Me: thinking about taking your PJs off
Me: bottom first =)
at this point most of you would get denied, shot down, or smacked. Not me.
Her: aww why you wanna put them on or something?
Me: haha no.. mines will come off too.. interested?
Her: slightly

Example 2:
Girl: first guy to get me a stuffed bunny is my valentine!
Me: HAHAHHAAHHAAH
Me: you should be getting ME a stuffed bunny and be glad I call you on Valentine's day
Girl: !!!!!!
Me: haha im juss playin.. seriously tho what are you getting me?
Girl: take me to lunch
Me: I'll think about it

Example 3: I met a girl today off myspace. She's a total hottie...
we kicked it for like 30 minutes. I went up to her after finding out where she was in the park. Walked up to her, saying, "hey, nice to meet you" and gave her a hug. F*ck shaking hands. I then tickled her tummy and was like "hey, you're pretty cute.. I like your hair". She blushed, all her guy friends got jealous, and all her lady friends were envious of her... hahhahahahhaah basically I was just a sweetheart to her and she loved it. It was easy as hell.

this is the text conversation afterwards:
Me: =o) (its a happy face)
Her: you are so freaking adorable
Me: you're hella cute
Her: lol well thank u i think i looked hella ugly but Im glad u think so
Her: I'll call you when i get home k sexy?
Me: okai bye

Example 4:
My girlfriend told me not to get her anything for VAlentines day. I didn't. She comes up to ME, holding a giant stuffed animal, candy, and a sweet little card, and a nice kiss just for me. I didnt' do a damn thing to deserve it but I appreciated it anyway. I thanked her with a kiss. Barely said anything, I showed her how I felt with how I treated her all night: good.

Example 5:
A girl texted me today after dropping me off after lunch:
Her: your dad is hecka cute!
Me: lol nice
Her: his sons not bad either
Me: girl driving hima round was hella pretty too!
Her: Thx babe, when are we going out?

I got mad game. Find yours. Grab your nuts, be assertive, and make it happen.

Your a pussy I can easily top you;

Example 1:
Girl 1: "Hey sweetie can u buy me lunch plzzzzzz" :)
Girl 1's friend called Girl 2: "YEAH PLZZZZZ" :)
Me: "ULLLLTTIIIMMMMAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" then I rip out Girl 2's spine and strangle girl 1 with it in one swift move. Girl 3 approaches.
Girl 3: "You sick bastard!"
Me: *Evil ninja glare*
Girl 3: "Take me"


This guy knows fuck all, being a ninja is ultimate. Become a fucking ninja.

>>1 What a piece of shit. Post your crappy wetdreams at another place.

Sadly this man DOES exist. We see him at every bar or place where women may gather/work/exist.

Thing is, he usually just gets slapped. And the 1 out of 10 girls he does get with that routine is a whore who goes for his money.

So lesson learned, fellas, if you want whores, you can just go out and buy some. Takes the same amount of effort and cash.

>>4 quote:
So lesson learned, fellas, if you want whores, you can just go out and buy some. Takes the same amount of effort and cash.
:endquote

hey moron that wrote #4, the OP doesn't seem to spend ANY cash wrangling his sluts.  Can you read, moron?  And it seems he's trying to minimize his effort, ie not buying shit, not killing time on the little princess girls that never put out until fortunes are spent and months are wasted.  Only a fucking desperate loser with NO GAME has to do all that.  Sadly, this is all too common among today's sensitive pussy-boy generation.

Also, just because a whore is 'going for his money' doesn't mean she gets it.  Ever hear of the carrot and stick?  Of course not.  If you are as good with your future career as you are with girls then we should see you begging for nickels in the gutter soon enough...

GUYS who are 'with it' often have better shit to do than waste time on 'girlfriends' in order to get laid.  Sadly, they are in the minority.

I got mad game.

i eat game shit

I got mad game.

>>5
virgin gtfo

>>1
This is if you want meaningless sex.  This shit will not work in a relationship for long.

gtfo your a virgin this shit never happened. n who meets people on myspace really. such bullshit

hey moron that wrote #4, the OP doesn't seem to spend ANY cash wrangling his sluts.  Can you read, moron?  And it seems he's trying to minimize his effort, ie not buying shit, not killing time on the little princess girls that never put out until fortunes are spent and months are wasted.  Only a fucking desperate loser with NO GAME has to do all that.  Sadly, this is all too common among today's sensitive pussy-boy generation.


they steal it when hes asleep


GUYS who are 'with it' often have better shit to do than waste time on 'girlfriends' in order to get laid.  Sadly, they are in the minority.

thats called being a dick head just using girls for stuff unless they are a mutual fuck buddy

>>12
gb2pubety, child.

So, how about them spicy foods, eh?

What's the hottest pepper in the world? The habanero?

i have a nut garden, i am making peanuts. sometimes mother and i pick the peanuts before dinner.

>>10
What guy doesn't want meaningless sex?

>>15
How can I start my own nut garden? Got any sites about it?

and a penis. That would be fun.

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