Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 13:00 ID:H7cMwwcM
Suck with girls? Read this post top to bottom, and take notes.
I have a penis, I make the rules. Women are intimidated by ME, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I have pride and self-respect. You should too.
Example:
Girl: what you doing?
Me: thinking about taking your PJs off
Me: bottom first =)
at this point most of you would get denied, shot down, or smacked. Not me.
Her: aww why you wanna put them on or something?
Me: haha no.. mines will come off too.. interested?
Her: slightly
Example 2:
Girl: first guy to get me a stuffed bunny is my valentine!
Me: HAHAHHAAHHAAH
Me: you should be getting ME a stuffed bunny and be glad I call you on Valentine's day
Girl: !!!!!!
Me: haha im juss playin.. seriously tho what are you getting me?
Girl: take me to lunch
Me: I'll think about it
Example 3: I met a girl today off myspace. She's a total hottie...
we kicked it for like 30 minutes. I went up to her after finding out where she was in the park. Walked up to her, saying, "hey, nice to meet you" and gave her a hug. F*ck shaking hands. I then tickled her tummy and was like "hey, you're pretty cute.. I like your hair". She blushed, all her guy friends got jealous, and all her lady friends were envious of her... hahhahahahhaah basically I was just a sweetheart to her and she loved it. It was easy as hell.
this is the text conversation afterwards:
Me: =o) (its a happy face)
Her: you are so freaking adorable
Me: you're hella cute
Her: lol well thank u i think i looked hella ugly but Im glad u think so
Her: I'll call you when i get home k sexy?
Me: okai bye
Example 4:
My girlfriend told me not to get her anything for VAlentines day. I didn't. She comes up to ME, holding a giant stuffed animal, candy, and a sweet little card, and a nice kiss just for me. I didnt' do a damn thing to deserve it but I appreciated it anyway. I thanked her with a kiss. Barely said anything, I showed her how I felt with how I treated her all night: good.
Example 5:
A girl texted me today after dropping me off after lunch:
Her: your dad is hecka cute!
Me: lol nice
Her: his sons not bad either
Me: girl driving hima round was hella pretty too!
Her: Thx babe, when are we going out?
I got mad game. Find yours. Grab your nuts, be assertive, and make it happen.
I have a penis, I make the rules. Women are intimidated by ME, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I have pride and self-respect. You should too.
Example:
Girl: what you doing?
Me: thinking about taking your PJs off
Me: bottom first =)
at this point most of you would get denied, shot down, or smacked. Not me.
Her: aww why you wanna put them on or something?
Me: haha no.. mines will come off too.. interested?
Her: slightly
Example 2:
Girl: first guy to get me a stuffed bunny is my valentine!
Me: HAHAHHAAHHAAH
Me: you should be getting ME a stuffed bunny and be glad I call you on Valentine's day
Girl: !!!!!!
Me: haha im juss playin.. seriously tho what are you getting me?
Girl: take me to lunch
Me: I'll think about it
Example 3: I met a girl today off myspace. She's a total hottie...
we kicked it for like 30 minutes. I went up to her after finding out where she was in the park. Walked up to her, saying, "hey, nice to meet you" and gave her a hug. F*ck shaking hands. I then tickled her tummy and was like "hey, you're pretty cute.. I like your hair". She blushed, all her guy friends got jealous, and all her lady friends were envious of her... hahhahahahhaah basically I was just a sweetheart to her and she loved it. It was easy as hell.
this is the text conversation afterwards:
Me: =o) (its a happy face)
Her: you are so freaking adorable
Me: you're hella cute
Her: lol well thank u i think i looked hella ugly but Im glad u think so
Her: I'll call you when i get home k sexy?
Me: okai bye
Example 4:
My girlfriend told me not to get her anything for VAlentines day. I didn't. She comes up to ME, holding a giant stuffed animal, candy, and a sweet little card, and a nice kiss just for me. I didnt' do a damn thing to deserve it but I appreciated it anyway. I thanked her with a kiss. Barely said anything, I showed her how I felt with how I treated her all night: good.
Example 5:
A girl texted me today after dropping me off after lunch:
Her: your dad is hecka cute!
Me: lol nice
Her: his sons not bad either
Me: girl driving hima round was hella pretty too!
Her: Thx babe, when are we going out?
I got mad game. Find yours. Grab your nuts, be assertive, and make it happen.