Grow Some Nuts!!!!!

Suck with girls? Read this post top to bottom, and take notes.
I have a penis, I make the rules. Women are intimidated by ME, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I have pride and self-respect. You should too.

Example:
Girl: what you doing?
Me: thinking about taking your PJs off
Me: bottom first =)
at this point most of you would get denied, shot down, or smacked. Not me.
Her: aww why you wanna put them on or something?
Me: haha no.. mines will come off too.. interested?
Her: slightly

Example 2:
Girl: first guy to get me a stuffed bunny is my valentine!
Me: HAHAHHAAHHAAH
Me: you should be getting ME a stuffed bunny and be glad I call you on Valentine's day
Girl: !!!!!!
Me: haha im juss playin.. seriously tho what are you getting me?
Girl: take me to lunch
Me: I'll think about it

Example 3: I met a girl today off myspace. She's a total hottie...
we kicked it for like 30 minutes. I went up to her after finding out where she was in the park. Walked up to her, saying, "hey, nice to meet you" and gave her a hug. F*ck shaking hands. I then tickled her tummy and was like "hey, you're pretty cute.. I like your hair". She blushed, all her guy friends got jealous, and all her lady friends were envious of her... hahhahahahhaah basically I was just a sweetheart to her and she loved it. It was easy as hell.

this is the text conversation afterwards:
Me: =o) (its a happy face)
Her: you are so freaking adorable
Me: you're hella cute
Her: lol well thank u i think i looked hella ugly but Im glad u think so
Her: I'll call you when i get home k sexy?
Me: okai bye

Example 4:
My girlfriend told me not to get her anything for VAlentines day. I didn't. She comes up to ME, holding a giant stuffed animal, candy, and a sweet little card, and a nice kiss just for me. I didnt' do a damn thing to deserve it but I appreciated it anyway. I thanked her with a kiss. Barely said anything, I showed her how I felt with how I treated her all night: good.

Example 5:
A girl texted me today after dropping me off after lunch:
Her: your dad is hecka cute!
Me: lol nice
Her: his sons not bad either
Me: girl driving hima round was hella pretty too!
Her: Thx babe, when are we going out?

I got mad game. Find yours. Grab your nuts, be assertive, and make it happen.

hey moron that wrote #4, the OP doesn't seem to spend ANY cash wrangling his sluts.  Can you read, moron?  And it seems he's trying to minimize his effort, ie not buying shit, not killing time on the little princess girls that never put out until fortunes are spent and months are wasted.  Only a fucking desperate loser with NO GAME has to do all that.  Sadly, this is all too common among today's sensitive pussy-boy generation.


they steal it when hes asleep


GUYS who are 'with it' often have better shit to do than waste time on 'girlfriends' in order to get laid.  Sadly, they are in the minority.

thats called being a dick head just using girls for stuff unless they are a mutual fuck buddy