urine

I have a large collection of soda bottles. when i'm done drinking the bottle i keep it so i can urinate in it later. my room is full of bottles of urine. i dislike leaving my room u see. except at 4am when i stock up on food at the kitchen once every 3 days.
Are you guys the same??

No not at all sir

>>2
are you made entirely of lies and fail?

Some kid did that during a cadet excursion at Fort something-or-other in Washington. Fort Lewis maybe? Anybody know? Big army base in Washington. Anyway, he got in a few heaps of shit over it as I recall. Just think of the consequences that might ensue if somebody were to find your bottles of piss. It would reflect very poorly on your character.

>>4
my character is so poor anyway, its only fair that others see its reflection. often on friday and saturday nights i hide in my room in the dark with only 4chan and bittorrented simpsons episode for company pretending im out at a party so my parents dont think im a total luser wit no life.
i told them i have a girlfriend too when really nothing could be further from the truth. im not sure if they believe me..
I guess you guys are in the same situation.

This chick, she had like, a dozen bottles of her abortions on display.  So I have to look at that shit while I'm bangin' her

>>5
I'm sure many of us are. I don't usually leave my house ever 'cause I don't normally have any business in the real world. I think a party is probably the last place I'd ever want to be. I've been at parties before but it's just not my thing. Interaction with humans isn't my thing, really. I'm content sitting on my ass right here communicating with other sad, degenerate wretches just like me. Why? Shit if I know.

>>6
HAHAHAHAHA lose. you sex crazy fucked up sluts with vaginas wider than my asshole. ha. i may be an virgen but at least i'm not so disgusting as to sleep with some messed up diseased whore who bottles 12 of her abortions.
Thanks dude.

>>8
Correct. Stay away from that shit unless you want the beetus, the AIDZ, the ban, in that order.

>>1
FYI. enjoy the bacteria growing in them. btw, they can kill...