urine

I have a large collection of soda bottles. when i'm done drinking the bottle i keep it so i can urinate in it later. my room is full of bottles of urine. i dislike leaving my room u see. except at 4am when i stock up on food at the kitchen once every 3 days.
Are you guys the same??

This chick, she had like, a dozen bottles of her abortions on display.  So I have to look at that shit while I'm bangin' her