urine

I have a large collection of soda bottles. when i'm done drinking the bottle i keep it so i can urinate in it later. my room is full of bottles of urine. i dislike leaving my room u see. except at 4am when i stock up on food at the kitchen once every 3 days.
Are you guys the same??

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my character is so poor anyway, its only fair that others see its reflection. often on friday and saturday nights i hide in my room in the dark with only 4chan and bittorrented simpsons episode for company pretending im out at a party so my parents dont think im a total luser wit no life.
i told them i have a girlfriend too when really nothing could be further from the truth. im not sure if they believe me..
I guess you guys are in the same situation.