... a finger up my ass for the first time. It took a while to get the finger in there but I loved the feeling of something wriggling and struggling to come in. Once inside, contrary to my own belief, my finger didn't get all covered up in shit, and although I didn't get much further than the length of my middle finger, that's all it took. I fucking came in less than 5 seconds. Awesome.
Next up, I'm sticking stuff up there. I can't believe I haven't tried it before. This is better than fapping.
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Anonymous2007-04-13 15:47 ID:uAc/aviS
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I just tried it again, this time I stuck in two fingers. It was more awkward because I really should have waited until another time. I could feel my constipated shit rubbing against my one nail. It was a bit of a turn-off but I still had a miraculously quick orgasm without fapping. It took more than 5 seconds but less than 25.
And also, I wasn't under the beam of the shower either, so I guess that contributed last ti SHOOP DA WHOOOOOP.
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Anonymous2007-04-13 20:45 ID:Wt6J13Wd
shoop? how the fuck do u shoop your masturbating?
gtfo AND LURK MOAR B4 UR NEXT POST!
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2007-04-13 21:23 ID:EadxFho3
I've been farting CONSTANTLY since my second escapade. Not to mention my anus has been throbbing ALL THE TIME.
also, yea your gay. if you like recieving pleasure by sticking shit up your ass, it's only later will you want to use toys, then another mans penis up your ass aka Gay or faggot. Sorry, but in what porn do you see straight guys sticking shit up their ass? none. why? because they aren't gay.
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2007-04-14 2:15 ID:pttV9qXZ
But porn is gay. What kind of logic is this?
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Anonymous2007-04-14 2:18 ID:SGMQNIcb
if porn is gay then gtfo of 4chan or goto yaoi.
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Anonymous2007-04-14 11:53 ID:fv8T1h8n
STOP SAYING SAME PERSON. YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT ANYMORE!!! PEOPLE. HAVE. IDS.
CHECK THE FUCKING IDS, FAGGOTS.
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Anonymous2007-04-14 11:55 ID:fv8T1h8n
Lol, just realised the third line looks like, "PEOPLE HAVE AIDS."
ROFL.
>>18 IDs are calculated from your IP. I have a dynamic IP so logging off and on results in a different ID. I can make a topic and post 30 posts and all have a different ID, yet the same person made them. ;) >>1 GTFO YOU FAG