I just tried masturbating with...

... a finger up my ass for the first time. It took a while to get the finger in there but I loved the feeling of something wriggling and struggling to come in. Once inside, contrary to my own belief, my finger didn't get all covered up in shit, and although I didn't get much further than the length of my middle finger, that's all it took. I fucking came in less than 5 seconds. Awesome.

Next up, I'm sticking stuff up there. I can't believe I haven't tried it before. This is better than fapping.

>>18 IDs are calculated from your IP. I have a dynamic IP so logging off and on results in a different ID. I can make a topic and post 30 posts and all have a different ID, yet the same person made them. ;)
>>1 GTFO YOU FAG