I just tried masturbating with...

... a finger up my ass for the first time. It took a while to get the finger in there but I loved the feeling of something wriggling and struggling to come in. Once inside, contrary to my own belief, my finger didn't get all covered up in shit, and although I didn't get much further than the length of my middle finger, that's all it took. I fucking came in less than 5 seconds. Awesome.

Next up, I'm sticking stuff up there. I can't believe I haven't tried it before. This is better than fapping.

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>>2
unless it's another guy giving you anal pleasure you're not gay

Oh think I understand now.  So, it's only gay if the balls touch?

GTFO FAG!

So in general, am I still accepted by you guys?

>>6 NO GTFO FAG

I just tried it again, this time I stuck in two fingers. It was more awkward because I really should have waited until another time. I could feel my constipated shit rubbing against my one nail. It was a bit of a turn-off but I still had a miraculously quick orgasm without fapping. It took more than 5 seconds but less than 25.

And also, I wasn't under the beam of the shower either, so I guess that contributed last ti SHOOP DA WHOOOOOP.

shoop? how the fuck do u shoop your masturbating?

gtfo AND LURK MOAR B4 UR NEXT POST!

I've been farting CONSTANTLY since my second escapade. Not to mention my anus has been throbbing ALL THE TIME.

>>1-10

Same person

IDs will change soon. It marks my disappearing from cyberspace.

Anus no longer throbbing.

//Anon

>>11
not a person...?

I realised the incessant farting bit was from eating six spicy sausages a couple of hours before taking that crap.