Am I Weeaboo?

Dear /lounge/,
  For a long time now I've been interested in Asian mythology, starting on Chinese mythology.  Recently, I've begun to try and learn the Japanese language, and I wish to move to Japan some day.  However, when a friend of mine recommended me to watch some Japanese animation, I couldn't stand it.  I just wanted to shoot the television when I was watching it.  None of it was realistic, and all of it was shit.  I had a better viewing experience watching Toy Story.  I still am aiming for the goal of moving to Japan and learning the language, but if anyone comes up to me and tells me about Japanese animation, I'll shoot them!  So I have two questions:  1, Am I a weeaboo?  2, Are guns legal in Japan?

1. yes, but a weeaboo with taste
2. not really

ProTip: Continue to hate anime. No one of any measurable worth or intellect actually enjoys anime.

Is there any way I can get rid of this status of Weeaboo?

>>3
Sure.

>>4
How?

Apply knife to heart.

Carry your fetish for asian culture in silence. This is the only way. If you do end up in japan, tell people you are there on business. You must never reveal your shameful weeaboo ways.

You should get Resident Evil: Deadly Silence it is a real good game it contains both the original version (more puzzle oriented) and rebirth mode (more action oriented)

it also has a multiplayer mode but everyone you play with must have the game

I dont think it is scary since I played both the playstation and gamecube version before this game but if you are a newcomer to the RE series you might jump a few times

the graphics are beautiful to DS standards

another good thing about this game is the price I think you could get it new for like 20 bucks

no, if you bring a gun to japan, your fucked

You should get Resident Evil: Deadly Silence it is a real good game it contains both the original version (more puzzle oriented) and rebirth mode (more action oriented)

it also has a multiplayer mode but everyone you play with must have the game

I dont think it is scary since I played both the playstation and gamecube version before this game but if you are a newcomer to the RE series you might jump a few times

the graphics are beautiful to DS standards

another good thing about this game is the price I think you could get it new for like 20 bucks

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Get tape and problem is solved!

fuck >>12 in the ass. :)

With tape? k

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>>1 I hate to be weeaboo-ish myself, but what did you watch, because, well, it's not all the same.
Hell, even /b/ has a list of the decent animes out there that they find acceptable simply because of the epic quality.
Most of these are the older/much older ones though, back when it wasn't all "OMFG I MUST TRAIN TO BECOME THE GREATEST WIUHDEIUAHFE EVAR AND OMFG SUPERSIAYNLVL 29204392854378 FIRIN' LAZERS FROM MAH EYES, PSST PSST PSST, HEADASPLODE, LOLOLOLOLOLLLOELOLZOALSAO\LOXZL\O MUST REACH NEW POWER LEVEL FOR 1337 NINJA SKILLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!111!1!!!1110NE"

I personally recommend Cowboy Bebop. If you still hate anime after that, then oh well.
Can't be helped.
And I don't think you're a weeaboo. A weeaboo is some pathetic person who's obsessed with anything and everything Japan.
Someone who goes to Japanese restaurants, JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE JAPANESE.
Someone who likes every anime and will defend it to the death, just because it's from Japan, and, "omg so awsum, lololololololl!!!!11" and shit.
You have a genuine interest in Asian culture and background. Most weeaboo probably know jackshit about the real Japan or Asia as a whole.
At the most, you're around the edge of weeabooism, but in disliking, nay, hating anime so strongly, you've secured your place there.
Hell, if you turn out to like some of the legendary epic old animes out there, you'll still be pretty unweeaboo-ish.
Yeah. Anyways, that's my input.

You're interested in Asian MYTHOLOGY, yet you criticize anime (many of which are based on Asian mythology) for being NOT REALISTIC?

You also claim to be very interested in Japan, including wanting to actually go there to live, yet don't seem to know that Japan has very strict gun control laws? I thought everybody (and not just 2nd amendment nuts) knew that.

I say you're lying, but if you're telling the truth, then yes, you are a "weeaboo," because "weeaboos" are usually defined as Japanophiles that have no real insight into the Japanese culture outside of the most superficial aspects portrayed in the media/anime/etc.

Wow....EPIC and deep.

Guys, that is just my friend. He's totally fucking with you XD

He gets the PEDO-BARE SEAL OF APPROVAL

>>21
It is only recently that I have had the thought of wanting to go there, and while I am a fan of their mythology, after seeing what my friend showed to me(some fucked up shit called bobobo), it has nothing to do with the mythology.

>>20
I don''t think I'll ever go near that TV screen again.  this japanimation stuff is just too weird for me.

needs more bukkake tbh