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I am about to kill myself (serious topic)

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-23 10:18 ID:pMr3iyoR

I've been in a really bad situation lately. I've fallen into a deep depression. i've been drinking heavily. I'm to the point where I just don't care anymore. i don't know how yet but i'm going to do it. I got in an accident this weekend. I have an insurance claim now. I recently lost my job that I worked so hard at. I had to drop all my college classes because I just couldn't keep up and work full time. No one here will probably understand the way i feel. I dont think you trust in my self righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die In my self righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Father father father father Father into your hand I comend my spirit Father into your hand why have you forsaken me in your eyes Forsaken me in your thoughts
Forsaken me in your heart
Forsaken me ohh
Trust in my self righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die In my self righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-23 10:40 ID:D+L63I8m

system of a down

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-23 10:46 ID:TcbPm5Kg

System of I don't give a fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-23 10:52 ID:8UQsIaTw

system of an emo

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-23 10:53 ID:pMr3iyoR

better than the papa nigger roach one? eh niggers?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 8:47

Do it faggit

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 11:37

>>5
no u

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 9:56

suicide is for cowards

80% of people have problems worst then that
you should be grateful

now stop being a fucking pussy

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 10:10

The world would be a better place without you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 10:21

>>9
1: Get ipod stoll
2: Receev gun
3: ???
4: AN HERO!!!

Post pics also

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 11:24

I find attemped suicides funny. How can you fail to kill your self? how is it possable to get half way through killing yourself and then think "umm....wait a minite...im about to kill myself...hmmm...it seemed like a good idea a few seconds ago but now im not so keen..." and then, a few days later, do the same thing again. It might help if poeple thought about logical ways of killing themselfs, or at the very least; Manly ways of doing it. Like smashing your own head in with a hammer, thats a good one. So would be hacking your legs off with a small axe or hatchet. How about jumping in a fire umtil you burn to death. These are exmples of prime, manly, suicide tactics. Cutting your wrists and jumping off a building are for pussys, chaining yourself up in your own house until you starve to death. Thats manly!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 14:57

This is obviously a joke, note the System of a Down lyrics.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 15:46

>>12

none of us are gay enough to know the lyrics to any system of a down songs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 14:56

Don't care!
Become an hero, then post pics.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 16:19

Ok pretend i steal ur ipod

WEBCAM ACTIVATE!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 16:29

Oh shi-- , hay guise I think you've been duped

Name: wut 2007-11-18 16:34

what are you waiting for DO IT !













eat a sack of baby dicks faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 16:38

hai

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 17:02

Ah fuck it, thought they'd brung the IDs back but this shit is 3 years old.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 17:50

i know how you feel don't do it -

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 17:52

Instead of killing yourself, chop up your dick with a knife. Then post pics.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 21:56

System of a Down Syndrome 

Name: FAT_BABY_JAKE 2007-11-18 21:57

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 4:52

well theres one of two options

do it or die trying, oh wait, nope same thing.

So die or die

or Die, if you're a D&D player

I role a 20, oh take it up the butt then smith
But thats not what that.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 4:56

roll* apologies

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 13:03

i once got crabs from a hooker in D&D.
i fapped.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 18:41

Do it fuckface.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 18:57

do a barrel roll

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 20:05

Go collect 12 dozen glass bottles and grind them up into a sand like powder. Take this glass powder and a sheet of paper to a very remote location. Make the powder into many neat little rows. Roll the sheet of paper into a tube and use it to suck each row deep into your lungs. You will eventually die.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 20:58

Don't do it.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-19 23:52

Break a glass bottle and cut on yourself with it until death from blood loss occurs.  END OF STORY.  Go out a man, unlike how you've lived your life thus far.  CUT ON YOURSELF UNTIL YOU DIE.  Feel the final pains and embrace oblivion.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 0:04

this is really the wrong place to look for people to not encourage you to commit suicide. The only reason you would tell a whole bunch of people is for the attention they would hopefully give you and convince you not to do it.

99.9% of 4chan posters are complete fucking douche bags.

as part of the .1% remaining, I'm telling you not to do it. There are various reasons, but just...don't.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 0:16

Don't do it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 0:20

Look at it this way:
If you're dead what can you do?
If you're alive, you sure can do something. At least you can blink your eye, and thus communicated something. How dreadful your funeral can be, with people talking about you but not being able to talk back!

Name: RedCream 2007-11-20 0:49

Look at it this way:

NO MOAR WORRIES.

Kill yourself and take ALL the pain away.

>>32
Shut up you fucking asshole!  SHUT.  UP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 2:06

No, don't do it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 2:54

do a flip!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 2:57

Do a barrel roll!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 3:41

dont do it man seriously

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 4:53

Seriously do it. Jump off a building and please do a flip, maybe even a barrel roll

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 5:27

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 5:47

Don't do it!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 6:00

Don't do it like a girl, be manly about it. Strangling yourself to death is the manliest way to kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 7:03

Just get outside and keep running like Forrest Gump did, if you can't run anymore then keep walking, if you're tired get a sleep, when you wake up get yourself some food and start over.

You'll feel great afterwards!


In case you think this is a bad idea and you're planning to do it then look at post 40, but do it like this:

Stand backwards and jump back, do a flip and try to land on your head.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 7:12

Maybe a double flip, if you can find a tall building. And make sure there are people watching, to make the show worth it

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 8:59


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