/lounge/ - What's the point of marriage?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 20:53 ID:cmKdepmU

I don't need to be married to have sex, right? And I don't get any extra money for getting married, plus having to risk losing half of what I have. So, this is a total ripoff. Am I the only one who thinks this way?

Name: sh8hntanh8jmra 2007-02-27 21:10 ID:CBCdSlrq

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 21:13 ID:eD+I0ML8

>>1
Tax breaks, legal claim of property & offspring if separated, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 2:33 ID:fxuI/koY

The real point to marriage:

So you can drag on the neverending conflict between the couple, which will never end, because neither of them wants to be the one to make the move of breaking it off.

My mom won :[

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 2:38 ID:420pi3dA

>>4
She won by breaking it off? I don't get it. If your mom is single she can come over to my house to explain though. I have tonight free and she was pretty good last night.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 12:12 ID:MJJj9ozl

ITS OVER
MARRIAGE IS FINISHED

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 14:40 ID:+aOCdC5u

>>4
>>5
What failures!
"a neverending conflict...which will never end"

5 was alright up until the "she was good last night" bit.

Jesus fuck, my mind. You're melting my mind.

MORAL OF THE STORY: 4chan is 18+, gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 15:01 ID:420pi3dA

>>7
Yeah, and only a person who's under 18 would take this seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 21:35 ID:+aOCdC5u

>>8
It was the complete lack in linear thought that got to me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 15:19 ID:P+WhnstL

>>9
We do think linearly. I hate waking up > I'm hungry > I hate work > Sex > I hate work > I'm hungry > Sex

And it kinda goes on like that most of the day.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 15:44 ID:nIk0rgUo

>>10
Not really!

Maybe not exactly non-linear, but extremely lacking in any form of logic, common sense, or general life skills one develops by the age of 18 (re: how to put together a phrase without sounding like a tard (unintentionally), etc).

What's the point of marriage?

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 20:53 ID:cmKdepmU

2 Name: sh8hntanh8jmra 2007-02-27 21:10 ID:CBCdSlrq

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 21:13 ID:eD+I0ML8

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 2:33 ID:fxuI/koY

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 2:38 ID:420pi3dA

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 12:12 ID:MJJj9ozl

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 14:40 ID:+aOCdC5u

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 15:01 ID:420pi3dA

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 21:35 ID:+aOCdC5u

10 Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 15:19 ID:P+WhnstL

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 15:44 ID:nIk0rgUo

12 Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 5:56