What's the point of marriage?

I don't need to be married to have sex, right?  And I don't get any extra money for getting married, plus having to risk losing half of what I have.  So, this is a total ripoff.  Am I the only one who thinks this way?

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>>5
What failures!
"a neverending conflict...which will never end"

5 was alright up until the "she was good last night" bit.

Jesus fuck, my mind. You're melting my mind.


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