Dear /b/: I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to play "FF7" about a season ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the game, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until Holy destroys the meteor. Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Tifa every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Tifa. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Tifa. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Tifa everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Tifa figurines. Tifa is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Tifa. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Tifa. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Tifa break free from behind her glass prison.
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Anonymous2006-11-15 10:49
Dear /b/: I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to play this weird video about a day ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into it, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until Sadako crawled out of the well. Then I played the video again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Sadako every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Sadako. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Sadako. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Sadako everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Sadako figurines. Sadako is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Sadako. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Sadako. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Sadako break free from behind her glass prison.
I have seen "Advent Children"... more times than I can count! And I fapped to every onscreen moment Tifa had in the movie. My penis throbbed like crazy during the scenes where her nipples were hard!
Aw hell, I even have that hentai short of her & the 3D sex simulation!
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roflcopter2006-11-15 20:34
Well i am sure that she will realize how much you love her, then she will... wait what thte fuck am i taking about she doesn't excist. how humurous. well, you still have your plastic figurines to oggle over at least.
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Anonymous2006-11-15 21:05
Why did you have to turn the epicwin Osaka thread into a pile of fail?
Dear /b/: I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to play "FF7" about a season ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the game, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until Holy destroys the meteor. Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Tifa every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Tifa. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Tifa. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Tifa everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Tifa figurines. Tifa is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Tifa. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Tifa. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Tifa break free from behind her glass prison.
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Anonymous2006-11-29 1:56
WHEN WILL YOU HELP /LUNGE?! I CANT BEAR ANOTHER DAY OF THIS!!? I MUST HAVE HER!
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Keep doing what you're doing, maybe you'll go crazy enough to where you actually see her and she talks back (SPOILERS: it won't actually be her, but the person in the white coat assigned to take care of you as you lie in your comfy little padded room).
Do you have e-mail? Aim? MSN? If you do, my AIM in Axem Cupola. I know how you feel and I would like to try to help you. 4chan is filled self loathing assholes, so don't bother with any of them. Don't worry because I can assure you I am honest and non-judgemental...
i used to be friends with a girl that looked a lot like tifa, till she up and dissapeared, but anyway, as to your question, you're just atracted to the looks of tifa, amirite? why don't you find a girl that you can actually be with? ofcourse you can just ignore me, i'm not the one to speak considering i've never been with a woman :P
GUYS! TIFA CAME TO ME AND HAD ANAL SECKS WITH ME LAST NIGHT! I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW, AS I TYPE SHE IS LICKING MY BALLS. I GOTTA GO NOW, I'M GOING TO GET HER KNOCKED UP!
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Anonymous2006-12-31 16:14
Whoa wtf. You sound like me about the shutting off the family part, but thats only because i stay on the computer for like 6 hours straight. The tifa thing...Well for one, you need to stop playing with yourself. Nobody can hear what you are saying either. Do you actually think having tifa toys and all that manga junk is getting you somewhere in life? Why not just go do some activity that takes your mind off porn. Getting a girl is jumping too far for right now. In fact, you dont even have to go outside yet. that's still too much for right now the situation your in. First, how exactly old are you? Do you still live with your parents? i need more info.