I'm in love with Tifa

Dear /b/: I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to play "FF7" about a season ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the game, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until Holy destroys the meteor. Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Tifa every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Tifa. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Tifa. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Tifa everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Tifa figurines. Tifa is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Tifa. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Tifa. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Tifa break free from behind her glass prison.

Whoa wtf. You sound like me about the shutting off the family part, but thats only because i stay on the computer for like 6 hours straight. The tifa thing...Well for one, you need to stop playing with yourself. Nobody can hear what you are saying either. Do you actually think having tifa toys and all that manga junk is getting you somewhere in life? Why not just go do some activity that takes your mind off porn. Getting a girl is jumping too far for right now. In fact, you dont even have to go outside yet. that's still too much for right now the situation your in. First, how exactly old are you? Do you still live with your parents? i need more info.