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I'm in love with Tifa

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-15 2:20

Dear /b/: I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to play "FF7" about a season ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the game, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until Holy destroys the meteor. Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Tifa every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Tifa. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Tifa. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Tifa everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Tifa figurines. Tifa is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Tifa. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Tifa. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Tifa break free from behind her glass prison.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 2:12

>>40

*fap* *fap*

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 9:33

>>39

Leave.

Name: Fat Bastard 2006-12-09 23:41

>>39
No she's mine!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 1:00

>>43
NO U!

Name: Zen 2006-12-10 4:57

man u guys are fucked up.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 12:41

>>45
Fucked up; adj.
Also known as "weaboo."

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 14:03

>>1

She's a man.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-11 3:31

>>40

IT'S JUST A CREASE IN THE LEATHER

Name: Jon Clement 2006-12-11 3:37

Do you have e-mail? Aim? MSN? If you do, my AIM in Axem Cupola. I know how you feel and I would like to try to help you. 4chan is filled self loathing assholes, so don't bother with any of them. Don't worry because I can assure you I am honest and non-judgemental...

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-11 10:04

>>46 So? Japan's original residents were weeaboos, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ainu

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-11 10:07

>>46 : re: >>50
Correction. they weren't weeaboos after all. turns out they were from Tibet or something.

Name: Aeris 2006-12-11 12:41

*sniffle*

Name: Yuffie 2006-12-11 18:52

>>52
Eat me...

Name: KIRK YTNMD 2006-12-12 19:18

>>52
>>53
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-12 19:27

>>52
>>53
I'd like to see that...

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-12 22:09

>>54

HE ALREADY GOT KILLED.GTF OVER IT YOU SILLY STAR TREK NERD.

Name: Kintaro Oe 2006-12-14 17:49

Pics or GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-15 2:10

>>1

i used to be friends with a girl that looked a lot like tifa, till she up and dissapeared, but anyway, as to your question, you're just atracted to the looks of tifa, amirite? why don't you find a girl that you can actually be with? ofcourse you can just ignore me, i'm not the one to speak considering i've never been with a woman :P

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-15 7:44

>>8
fail etc

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-15 23:32

>>58

No, I like how she kicks weeaboo's asses too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-18 13:13

>>58

NO WAI!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-23 12:54

>>58

Pics or it didn't happen.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-24 14:05

>>62

How can pics be used... this is effen /lounge!

Name: OP 2006-12-31 15:33

GUYS! TIFA CAME TO ME AND HAD ANAL SECKS WITH ME LAST NIGHT! I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW, AS I TYPE SHE IS LICKING MY BALLS. I GOTTA GO NOW, I'M GOING TO GET HER KNOCKED UP!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-31 16:14

Whoa wtf. You sound like me about the shutting off the family part, but thats only because i stay on the computer for like 6 hours straight. The tifa thing...Well for one, you need to stop playing with yourself. Nobody can hear what you are saying either. Do you actually think having tifa toys and all that manga junk is getting you somewhere in life? Why not just go do some activity that takes your mind off porn. Getting a girl is jumping too far for right now. In fact, you dont even have to go outside yet. that's still too much for right now the situation your in. First, how exactly old are you? Do you still live with your parents? i need more info.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-08 21:30 ID:SzDXkCHm

>>65

im 14 and i live wtih my parents in louisiana i am a negro colour and have bank of $500

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-08 21:36 ID:r5dWsHjf

>>65

no point. this is about 5 month old post. if he replies its not him. I read this ages ago

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-09 0:53 ID:7zf6S9QJ

oh hell yeah Tifa's so hot I'd like to fuck her forever

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-09 10:37 ID:LJR5zzqj

>>25
so his real name is not Cloud then if its in noppin says Kuraudo

Crawd is his real name maybe he related to Cindy Crawdford

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-09 15:23 ID:6mdp2F2A

YOU GUYS ALL NEED TO LURK MOAR. THIS IS AN ALTERED VERSION OF A COPY PASTA ABOUT OSAKA.

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