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What's your true self?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 15:23

How do you act when you're alone, when noone sees you?

i act something like a cat/kung fu fighter/balet dancer/psycho.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 15:38

I am a masturbator

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 21:09

Sometimes I like to pretend I'm swinging a lightsaber around, or throwing fireballs and stuff like a mage.

Yeah, I'm a geek.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 21:10

I am a Master of the Universe.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 21:33

I look at bestiality and touch myself.  Then cry because I feel so dirty.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 21:47

I AM A TIGER, THAT'S WHO I AM

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 21:49

we talk to ourself

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 21:50

>>5
Except the crying I do the same.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 22:00

I wish to be the little girl

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 22:43

To find your true self, you must be devoid of all human contact. When it is only you and your thoughts, this is your true self.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 22:57

>>10
Then half the people on 4chan know their true selves.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 23:19

>>1
When I am alone, my true self is SPARTACUS

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 23:50

We act like we act on 4chan, duh.  We are anonymous.

Name: Suomynona 2006-11-06 0:43

I'm 20 years old, white, male, brown hair and eyes, ruffly 5'7". I'm openly gay and I guess my personality would be described as childish and immature, but at the same time I can be very mature and well mannered if needed, I hate to lose and I loath being wrong above anything else.


...oh and I'm still a virgin (sigh)

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 1:48

>>14
I wish to be you

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 2:11

Faggots should be banned from 4chan. Seriously.

Name: Xel 2006-11-06 2:27

>>14
Wow.  That describes me perfectly.

Name: Suomynona 2006-11-06 3:00

well if you want me you can usually find me every Friday afternoon at HerosDirect in Snellville Georgia USA attending the Yu-gi-oh tournament there (unless they cancel it for some reason) or sometimes I go to the one at Anime Remix thats held either on Saturday at 3:30pm or Sunday at 3pm. I always wear bluejeans and usually can be seen wearing a fedora hat...or is it a homburg, honestly i can't tell them apart, i also like to wear T-shirts with those tacky one-liners on them like "Stop Pictureing Me Naked" or "Stop Looking at my Shirt".

I prefer older guys 22-25 with the traditional twink or swimmer's build and I'll say this right now I DON'T LIKE BEARS!!! they creep me out.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 5:02

lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 7:20

I laugh at myself alot, like when i drop a teabag or sometihng. Its alot better than getting angry!
I do alittle 'wannabe kungfu' you all know what that is.
I make odd noises in a joking kind of way.
Try to play guitar.
Browse 4chan (alough i've started donig that when poeple are around anyway i dont care anymore).
Some times i jump off the walls like a mario wall jump.

Name: Billy Bob 2006-11-06 19:42

>>13 I'm BillyBob

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 20:05

>>20
This is the second gayest thing I've ever read.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 21:23

I cry myself to sleep for not being in university at my age

And then I browse 4chan and watch animu all day

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 21:48

i make wookie sounds

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 21:59

>>24
Thread winner.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 23:32

In real life i never confront people or complain to anyone (because im too scared).
Then when Im alone I talk to the objects around me.
If an object drops, or does something I dont want to, I start getting mad at it, stuff like that.

Name: The sock under the bed 2006-11-06 23:36

>>26
Eh... it's a living.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-06 23:48

>>26
Become a serial rapist

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-07 0:01

I cry myself to sleep for being out of college twice and still haven't gotten a job

And then I browse 4chan and watch animu all day

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-07 0:09

>>26
Yeah, I use to do that to...when I was five years old!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-07 0:11

>>29
Same here, except I masturbate and drink beer alot, too. We should start an anime club or something!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-07 9:47

>>22

Why so?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 8:19

>>20
I've always been open with my browsing of 4chan
now half of my friends are /b/tards too

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 8:23

i pick my nose alot,
and make it round and the press/flatten it and then put it back into my nose, and repeat the process until i got bored with it

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 10:40

>>14<---------u need buttsecks

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 10:52

i talk to myself, and walk around the house, sometimes naked

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 13:16

i start singing random songs whle looking for food then start doing the bad kung-fu

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 13:18

I masturbate by fingering my ass

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 13:17

So much truth in one thread. I do most of these things.

Being naked is freedom. Also, I punch things when I'm angry.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 14:22

Nudity ftw!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 18:59

I have a tendency to become very introspective when I'm alone, and it becomes very depressing, so what I do is I find things to take my mind off of it.  I'll torrent the new episode of The Office that I missed, for example.  The rest of the 23 1/2 hours are spent sleeping, thinking about making my move, and eating a bowl of Captain Crunch with Crunchberries for nourishment.  If I don't sign up for classes soon, I'm going to be depressed-off-my-ass 'til Fall '07.  Fear not though.  Catcher in The Rye, Katamari Damacy, and Guitar Hero II are all on the way to make for entertaining distractions from my otherwise currently depressing life. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 20:11

I insult myself outloud and it pretty much creeps me the fuck out because half the time I don´t do it intentionally.
I also play my airguitar and other imaginary instruments including piano, bass, saxophone, drums, banjo, thermin, recorder and violin.

Name: Suomynona 2006-11-12 2:08

>>35
Damn right I do. Mt.Olive Dill Pickles don't do the trick. XD!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 2:16

Im a catperson =^_^=

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 3:09

I'm an emo bitch by myself.

In public I'm Mr. Nice-Guy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 5:25

Seriously, I just talk to myself. Alone, completely with my own thoughts, mostly about programming and taking over the world. (Secretly, I am an evil genius.)

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 10:55

I cry while dancing

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 11:34

I drink :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 11:36

I am wap. I fap to wap pron

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 12:00

I talk to myself everytime o_O

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 13:12

I brew some tea and think myself wise and old often. I talk with the tea someimtes. :|

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 14:30

>>51
ur well on ur way to allllzzzhimerz

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 2:03

I met psychologist today and it turns out I'm a Sociopath.

Hmm...think I'll start a Ted Bundy fanclub.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 2:05

>>53

My shrink says I'm a g. He totally wants me, that fag.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 4:20

I spend a lot of time listening to bad j-pop.
I browse /a/ /b/ /e/ /h/ and sometimes /d/
Sometimes I watch the news networks, like CNN, MSNBC, and FOX.
I do the whole "kung-fu" thing, usually killing imangary terroists.
I masturbate a lot.
I say things in wierd voices just for the hell of it.
Once in a while I try to sing.
I spend tons of time looking in the mirror because I'm so infatuated with myself, especially my eyes.
When I read I scratch my eyebrows a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 11:23

i talk to myself
and make faces and sing and talk shit to no one
i meditate and seek knowledge in everything that i do
i sit on the internet and laugh my ass off
and contemplate things like time, space, and perception of matter
i think 9/10 things that are "facts" are totally bullshit
i'm totally a loser, but for some reason people think i'm cool
and that's a face
really, if i had it my way, i probably wouldn't say another word my entire life
cuz it just seems like a better idea, haha
i listen to alot of calming music, but my true passion is 200+ bpm electronica
i love to write and do quite alot, though no one ever reads any of it, haha.
mostly, though, i view myself as wiser than many of my peers. maybe that's due to my experiences in life, or maybe it's that i've learned from every moment of every day that i've been alive.

then again, there are ALOT of morons these days :3

AND THEN IN MY SPARE TIME I GET ON 4CHAN AND TALK TO ALL OF YOU NIGGERS!

YAY!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 12:18

>>55
sounds pretty normal to me

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 15:26

I talk to the Johnny Depp on a box of Pirates of the Caribean breakfast cereal on top of my fridge. Mostly I tell it to shut up... Which I guess is odd because it never actually talks to me.

I also talk to my computer. His name is Cloud. He's pretty gay.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-15 0:57

I constantly argue with the voices in my head, there are two voices, one is german, the other is polish and they're always trying to kill the other with a giant sausage.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-15 1:08

i grab my dick and double-click for porn, porn, porn

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-15 1:40

YOU FUCKING NOOBS THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING SITE ON THE INTERNET... SO FUCKING WHAT IF ALL WE DO IS SIT HERE AND JACK OFF TO HENTAI, ITS OUR FUCKING CHOICE.. WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL YOU ASS FUCKING HOLES PROBLEMs. WERE JUST TRYIN TO HAVE A GOOD CHAT AND YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TABLE CAT COME AND RUIN THE FUCKING SITE....?WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE ARE THESE ASSHOLES COMING FROM THIS IS BULLSHIT.... FUCK OFF YOU FAGGOTS OR THE MODS ARE GOING TO FUCKING BAN YOUR FAGGOT ASsES.. YOU FUCKS ARE DUMB YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE REEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLL FUNNY BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM JUST WAITIN FOR THE MODS TO COME AND FUCKING BANNNNNNN YOUR FAGGOT ASSES HAHA BITCH, YOU FAGGOTS WONT BE ALLOUD ON 4CHAN EVER AGAIN HAHAHA FAGS.

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